Craig Ferguson

I can do German. I can do this one very well. Can a photographer be from Germany? So I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking go for this. And my buddy who's there, he's like, what the fuck else are you doing? You needed a surgery, doctor? Go to a fucking audition. It's always that story. So I go to the audition and everybody in there, there's all these actors waiting.

I can do German. I can do this one very well. Can a photographer be from Germany? So I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking go for this. And my buddy who's there, he's like, what the fuck else are you doing? You needed a surgery, doctor? Go to a fucking audition. It's always that story. So I go to the audition and everybody in there, there's all these actors waiting.

I can do German. I can do this one very well. Can a photographer be from Germany? So I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking go for this. And my buddy who's there, he's like, what the fuck else are you doing? You needed a surgery, doctor? Go to a fucking audition. It's always that story. So I go to the audition and everybody in there, there's all these actors waiting.

I said, everybody looks like Antonio Banderas. And I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. And I go in and the Warner Brothers casting people are there. And so I... I try and do the lines. Everybody's there and they're all doing it. And I try and do the lines with my best, you know, Mexican accent, which I'm not going to fucking do. All right.

I said, everybody looks like Antonio Banderas. And I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. And I go in and the Warner Brothers casting people are there. And so I... I try and do the lines. Everybody's there and they're all doing it. And I try and do the lines with my best, you know, Mexican accent, which I'm not going to fucking do. All right.

I said, everybody looks like Antonio Banderas. And I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. And I go in and the Warner Brothers casting people are there. And so I... I try and do the lines. Everybody's there and they're all doing it. And I try and do the lines with my best, you know, Mexican accent, which I'm not going to fucking do. All right.

But I sound like fucking, you know, Shrek and Speedy Gonzales, right?

But I sound like fucking, you know, Shrek and Speedy Gonzales, right?

But I sound like fucking, you know, Shrek and Speedy Gonzales, right?

And they're laughing their asses off and it's not working. But I'm laughing at it too. And at the end of it, the casting guy says, look, obviously this is some kind of mistake. I'm like, no shit. And he said, and then he said to me, he said, but he said, the Drew Carey show is looking for an English boss. Can you do an English accent? And I said, This guy's a pro.

And they're laughing their asses off and it's not working. But I'm laughing at it too. And at the end of it, the casting guy says, look, obviously this is some kind of mistake. I'm like, no shit. And he said, and then he said to me, he said, but he said, the Drew Carey show is looking for an English boss. Can you do an English accent? And I said, This guy's a pro.

And they're laughing their asses off and it's not working. But I'm laughing at it too. And at the end of it, the casting guy says, look, obviously this is some kind of mistake. I'm like, no shit. And he said, and then he said to me, he said, but he said, the Drew Carey show is looking for an English boss. Can you do an English accent? And I said, This guy's a pro.

And that's how, and I went in to do the Drew Carey show for like one episode, and then that became three episodes, and then Drew was like, you wanna stay? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. Because I was really, I remember I've told this before, I had 27 cents left. I don't know. After quitting the Betty White show. Yeah, I'd spent it all.

And that's how, and I went in to do the Drew Carey show for like one episode, and then that became three episodes, and then Drew was like, you wanna stay? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. Because I was really, I remember I've told this before, I had 27 cents left. I don't know. After quitting the Betty White show. Yeah, I'd spent it all.

And that's how, and I went in to do the Drew Carey show for like one episode, and then that became three episodes, and then Drew was like, you wanna stay? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. Because I was really, I remember I've told this before, I had 27 cents left. I don't know. After quitting the Betty White show. Yeah, I'd spent it all.

What am I, a child? What are you, a fucking cop? What's a library fees? So I just got through it. I don't know why, actually. You're right. I don't know why I got through it. Because by that time, I'm not doing drugs. I'm not drinking. I don't know what the fuck I spent it on.

What am I, a child? What are you, a fucking cop? What's a library fees? So I just got through it. I don't know why, actually. You're right. I don't know why I got through it. Because by that time, I'm not doing drugs. I'm not drinking. I don't know what the fuck I spent it on.

What am I, a child? What are you, a fucking cop? What's a library fees? So I just got through it. I don't know why, actually. You're right. I don't know why I got through it. Because by that time, I'm not doing drugs. I'm not drinking. I don't know what the fuck I spent it on.

But it went. Probably, if my guess is right, probably representation.

But it went. Probably, if my guess is right, probably representation.