Craig Ferguson

And they're laughing their asses off and it's not working. But I'm laughing at it too. And at the end of it, the casting guy says, look, obviously this is some kind of mistake. I'm like, no shit. And he said, and then he said to me, he said, but he said, the Drew Carey show is looking for an English boss. Can you do an English accent? And I said, This guy's a pro.

And they're laughing their asses off and it's not working. But I'm laughing at it too. And at the end of it, the casting guy says, look, obviously this is some kind of mistake. I'm like, no shit. And he said, and then he said to me, he said, but he said, the Drew Carey show is looking for an English boss. Can you do an English accent? And I said, This guy's a pro.

And they're laughing their asses off and it's not working. But I'm laughing at it too. And at the end of it, the casting guy says, look, obviously this is some kind of mistake. I'm like, no shit. And he said, and then he said to me, he said, but he said, the Drew Carey show is looking for an English boss. Can you do an English accent? And I said, This guy's a pro.

And that's how, and I went in to do the Drew Carey show for like one episode, and then that became three episodes, and then Drew was like, you wanna stay? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. Because I was really, I remember I've told this before, I had 27 cents left. I don't know. After quitting the Betty White show. Yeah, I'd spent it all.

And that's how, and I went in to do the Drew Carey show for like one episode, and then that became three episodes, and then Drew was like, you wanna stay? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. Because I was really, I remember I've told this before, I had 27 cents left. I don't know. After quitting the Betty White show. Yeah, I'd spent it all.

And that's how, and I went in to do the Drew Carey show for like one episode, and then that became three episodes, and then Drew was like, you wanna stay? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. Because I was really, I remember I've told this before, I had 27 cents left. I don't know. After quitting the Betty White show. Yeah, I'd spent it all.

What am I, a child? What are you, a fucking cop? What's a library fees? So I just got through it. I don't know why, actually. You're right. I don't know why I got through it. Because by that time, I'm not doing drugs. I'm not drinking. I don't know what the fuck I spent it on.

What am I, a child? What are you, a fucking cop? What's a library fees? So I just got through it. I don't know why, actually. You're right. I don't know why I got through it. Because by that time, I'm not doing drugs. I'm not drinking. I don't know what the fuck I spent it on.

What am I, a child? What are you, a fucking cop? What's a library fees? So I just got through it. I don't know why, actually. You're right. I don't know why I got through it. Because by that time, I'm not doing drugs. I'm not drinking. I don't know what the fuck I spent it on.

But it went. Probably, if my guess is right, probably representation.

But it went. Probably, if my guess is right, probably representation.

But it went. Probably, if my guess is right, probably representation.

Certainly back then.

Certainly back then.

Certainly back then.

No, I had a rental place in Hollywood. By yourself? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and then I met a girl, you know. Okay. She moved in, and then we got married. Okay. And we're not married.

No, I had a rental place in Hollywood. By yourself? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and then I met a girl, you know. Okay. She moved in, and then we got married. Okay. And we're not married.

No, I had a rental place in Hollywood. By yourself? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and then I met a girl, you know. Okay. She moved in, and then we got married. Okay. And we're not married.

But we got married. We were married for a few years, and we had my first kid. Okay. And he was born, and... That all happened around about that time.

But we got married. We were married for a few years, and we had my first kid. Okay. And he was born, and... That all happened around about that time.