Craig Ferguson

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2005, I started. You started. Yeah. 2004, they had that kind of competition. Are you smarter than a fifth grader or whatever it was to try and win the job?

2005, I started. You started. Yeah. 2004, they had that kind of competition. Are you smarter than a fifth grader or whatever it was to try and win the job?

2005, I started. You started. Yeah. 2004, they had that kind of competition. Are you smarter than a fifth grader or whatever it was to try and win the job?

Oh, shit. You're back like, we need a job quick, stat. Now I have a little kid, too. Yeah. So now I need a job, but I also need a job that keeps me in town because I don't want to disappear on this kid. Of course. So now I've got to raise my kid. I've got to find a job. And this time, I'm working in independent film. And you have to leave town six weeks at a time, eight weeks at a time.

Oh, shit. You're back like, we need a job quick, stat. Now I have a little kid, too. Yeah. So now I need a job, but I also need a job that keeps me in town because I don't want to disappear on this kid. Of course. So now I've got to raise my kid. I've got to find a job. And this time, I'm working in independent film. And you have to leave town six weeks at a time, eight weeks at a time.

Oh, shit. You're back like, we need a job quick, stat. Now I have a little kid, too. Yeah. So now I need a job, but I also need a job that keeps me in town because I don't want to disappear on this kid. Of course. So now I've got to raise my kid. I've got to find a job. And this time, I'm working in independent film. And you have to leave town six weeks at a time, eight weeks at a time.

And I'm looking for a job that's in town. And then I'm doing an independent movie in Winnipeg, Canada. And I get a call. And somebody says to me, hey. It was my rep at the time said, hey, you've been on the Craig Kilbourne show a few times, haven't you? I went, yeah. Do you want me to do it again? He said, no, he just quit. I was like, what? He quit.

And I'm looking for a job that's in town. And then I'm doing an independent movie in Winnipeg, Canada. And I get a call. And somebody says to me, hey. It was my rep at the time said, hey, you've been on the Craig Kilbourne show a few times, haven't you? I went, yeah. Do you want me to do it again? He said, no, he just quit. I was like, what? He quit.

And I'm looking for a job that's in town. And then I'm doing an independent movie in Winnipeg, Canada. And I get a call. And somebody says to me, hey. It was my rep at the time said, hey, you've been on the Craig Kilbourne show a few times, haven't you? I went, yeah. Do you want me to do it again? He said, no, he just quit. I was like, what? He quit.

So they're having a kind of runoff and they want you to try out for it. I'm like, get the fuck.

So they're having a kind of runoff and they want you to try out for it. I'm like, get the fuck.

So they're having a kind of runoff and they want you to try out for it. I'm like, get the fuck.

yeah alright fuck it I never even thought about it but it's a job that's in town that's like that's a cushy job in showbiz yes it is it's hard work it's day in day out but it's hard work I'm just saying it's not you know but yeah I mean that's like you're in town set hours paycheck same place and I had this little kid at the time so like it's funny how the perception people have of your life like they're like oh you're living this big fancy show business I had a

yeah alright fuck it I never even thought about it but it's a job that's in town that's like that's a cushy job in showbiz yes it is it's hard work it's day in day out but it's hard work I'm just saying it's not you know but yeah I mean that's like you're in town set hours paycheck same place and I had this little kid at the time so like it's funny how the perception people have of your life like they're like oh you're living this big fancy show business I had a

yeah alright fuck it I never even thought about it but it's a job that's in town that's like that's a cushy job in showbiz yes it is it's hard work it's day in day out but it's hard work I'm just saying it's not you know but yeah I mean that's like you're in town set hours paycheck same place and I had this little kid at the time so like it's funny how the perception people have of your life like they're like oh you're living this big fancy show business I had a

Sylvia the nanny looking after my toddler while I'm on stage and I get off I change his diaper put him in the baby seat drive home daddy's bachelor pad where you know me and him are that's what we're doing man that is fucking something else it's crazy isn't it that's unbelievable but you know then the show starts to be a hit and then you know things change a little bit yeah you know

Sylvia the nanny looking after my toddler while I'm on stage and I get off I change his diaper put him in the baby seat drive home daddy's bachelor pad where you know me and him are that's what we're doing man that is fucking something else it's crazy isn't it that's unbelievable but you know then the show starts to be a hit and then you know things change a little bit yeah you know