Craig Ferguson

Sylvia the nanny looking after my toddler while I'm on stage and I get off I change his diaper put him in the baby seat drive home daddy's bachelor pad where you know me and him are that's what we're doing man that is fucking something else it's crazy isn't it that's unbelievable but you know then the show starts to be a hit and then you know things change a little bit yeah you know

That's all right. Pretty good. But what did happen that time is right down when I was broke and I was just starting in the show, I meet a girl. We get married. Did you? I did.

That's all right. Pretty good. But what did happen that time is right down when I was broke and I was just starting in the show, I meet a girl. We get married. Did you? I did.

That's all right. Pretty good. But what did happen that time is right down when I was broke and I was just starting in the show, I meet a girl. We get married. Did you? I did.

Third time. But here's what happens. We're still married. Yay! We're still married. So I've got this little kid, and I meet this girl, and she's, like, beautiful, and she takes care of him, she takes care of us, and she comes into our lives, and everything gets different. Everything gets different. Holy shit. And we're still married.

Third time. But here's what happens. We're still married. Yay! We're still married. So I've got this little kid, and I meet this girl, and she's, like, beautiful, and she takes care of him, she takes care of us, and she comes into our lives, and everything gets different. Everything gets different. Holy shit. And we're still married.

Third time. But here's what happens. We're still married. Yay! We're still married. So I've got this little kid, and I meet this girl, and she's, like, beautiful, and she takes care of him, she takes care of us, and she comes into our lives, and everything gets different. Everything gets different. Holy shit. And we're still married.

Yeah, we got another place.

Yeah, we got another place.

Yeah, we got another place.

I didn't buy another place in Paris, though.

I didn't buy another place in Paris, though.

I didn't buy another place in Paris, though.

I don't know that I ever felt. As the host. I mean, well, I got the, what they did was, at the time, the contract, you had to sign the contract before you even tried out for it. So the first year they just did that. Oh, that's right. You're going, I'll take, give me $1,500. I'll work for scale. Give it to me. Exactly. So you take nothing for the first year.

I don't know that I ever felt. As the host. I mean, well, I got the, what they did was, at the time, the contract, you had to sign the contract before you even tried out for it. So the first year they just did that. Oh, that's right. You're going, I'll take, give me $1,500. I'll work for scale. Give it to me. Exactly. So you take nothing for the first year.

I don't know that I ever felt. As the host. I mean, well, I got the, what they did was, at the time, the contract, you had to sign the contract before you even tried out for it. So the first year they just did that. Oh, that's right. You're going, I'll take, give me $1,500. I'll work for scale. Give it to me. Exactly. So you take nothing for the first year.

But then if the show does well, even though you're only meant to get a certain amount for the second year, now at this point, everyone's like, well, it's doing pretty well. And the good thing as well is that I'm working for Worldwide Pants, who are actually a great company.

But then if the show does well, even though you're only meant to get a certain amount for the second year, now at this point, everyone's like, well, it's doing pretty well. And the good thing as well is that I'm working for Worldwide Pants, who are actually a great company.

But then if the show does well, even though you're only meant to get a certain amount for the second year, now at this point, everyone's like, well, it's doing pretty well. And the good thing as well is that I'm working for Worldwide Pants, who are actually a great company.

That's Letterman. Of course. And Rob Burnett was working then, and he was running the company, and it really worked out. And it kind of came together a little more. Yeah. And because I worked for Worldwide Pants, I was very protected from the corporate world. Because of Letterman. Because Dave. Dave's fucking massive cojones. I was just hiding behind Dave.