Craig Ferguson

Let's say yes. Okay. I mean, I might have a little place out of town, you know, sometimes when the city gets a little hot. Buddy, we appreciate it. I completely get it. We appreciate it.

Let's say yes. Okay. I mean, I might have a little place out of town, you know, sometimes when the city gets a little hot. Buddy, we appreciate it. I completely get it. We appreciate it.

Let's say yes. Okay. I mean, I might have a little place out of town, you know, sometimes when the city gets a little hot. Buddy, we appreciate it. I completely get it. We appreciate it.

But most of the time, well, actually, less than 182 days a year in New York City. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case anyone from the IRS.

But most of the time, well, actually, less than 182 days a year in New York City. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case anyone from the IRS.

But most of the time, well, actually, less than 182 days a year in New York City. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case anyone from the IRS.

Well, have you guys heard of the Upper East Side? Yeah, of course. It's the first place I lived when I moved up here. Oh, really? Yeah, 81st and 1st. It's pretty close. I don't think it's the same apartment. 81st and 1st is very close to the comic strip. Yes. The comic strip, there used to be, when I was here when I was 21, I was kind of thinking about, I'd done the Cockney thing.

Well, have you guys heard of the Upper East Side? Yeah, of course. It's the first place I lived when I moved up here. Oh, really? Yeah, 81st and 1st. It's pretty close. I don't think it's the same apartment. 81st and 1st is very close to the comic strip. Yes. The comic strip, there used to be, when I was here when I was 21, I was kind of thinking about, I'd done the Cockney thing.

Well, have you guys heard of the Upper East Side? Yeah, of course. It's the first place I lived when I moved up here. Oh, really? Yeah, 81st and 1st. It's pretty close. I don't think it's the same apartment. 81st and 1st is very close to the comic strip. Yes. The comic strip, there used to be, when I was here when I was 21, I was kind of thinking about, I'd done the Cockney thing.

You remember that? So I thought, when I was here, I thought, well, I'd love to try stand-up comedy again, see how it works. And there used to be a thing at the comic strip, there was a guy who's died now, but it was a guy called Lucian Hole who was in charge of all that. And And I... There used to be a... You would go up there at 10 a.m.

You remember that? So I thought, when I was here, I thought, well, I'd love to try stand-up comedy again, see how it works. And there used to be a thing at the comic strip, there was a guy who's died now, but it was a guy called Lucian Hole who was in charge of all that. And And I... There used to be a... You would go up there at 10 a.m.

You remember that? So I thought, when I was here, I thought, well, I'd love to try stand-up comedy again, see how it works. And there used to be a thing at the comic strip, there was a guy who's died now, but it was a guy called Lucian Hole who was in charge of all that. And And I... There used to be a... You would go up there at 10 a.m.

on a Monday morning and get a... There would be all these stand-up comedians waiting outside, these kids, and you would take a lottery ticket out of a basket, and if your number was called, they would pick 10 people every Monday morning.

on a Monday morning and get a... There would be all these stand-up comedians waiting outside, these kids, and you would take a lottery ticket out of a basket, and if your number was called, they would pick 10 people every Monday morning.

on a Monday morning and get a... There would be all these stand-up comedians waiting outside, these kids, and you would take a lottery ticket out of a basket, and if your number was called, they would pick 10 people every Monday morning.

We did. They still did it up until like 10 years ago. All right, so you pull the ticket, and if you get called the following Monday, you get a spot. It's kind of like an open-the-mic spot. And... I pulled the ticket. I didn't get called. And so I said to the guy, the barman who was running it, the guy who was just behind the bar, he was like, I said, what do I do with this then?

We did. They still did it up until like 10 years ago. All right, so you pull the ticket, and if you get called the following Monday, you get a spot. It's kind of like an open-the-mic spot. And... I pulled the ticket. I didn't get called. And so I said to the guy, the barman who was running it, the guy who was just behind the bar, he was like, I said, what do I do with this then?

We did. They still did it up until like 10 years ago. All right, so you pull the ticket, and if you get called the following Monday, you get a spot. It's kind of like an open-the-mic spot. And... I pulled the ticket. I didn't get called. And so I said to the guy, the barman who was running it, the guy who was just behind the bar, he was like, I said, what do I do with this then?

Do I come back next week and try again? And he said, where are you from? I said, Scotland.

Do I come back next week and try again? And he said, where are you from? I said, Scotland.