Craig Ferguson

Do I come back next week and try again? And he said, where are you from? I said, Scotland.

All right, so he put me in. And I got a spot the following week. And I did OK. I did OK. I got a few laughs. And so they asked me back the following week.

All right, so he put me in. And I got a spot the following week. And I did OK. I did OK. I got a few laughs. And so they asked me back the following week.

All right, so he put me in. And I got a spot the following week. And I did OK. I did OK. I got a few laughs. And so they asked me back the following week.

week to do it again now this time I'm starting to get worried because I can't earn any money because I don't have that visa so I go back the next week and and it was okay everything worked out fine because I was shit and they said yeah this guy's a flash in the pan at best yeah so is your was it a son or a daughter you had with your second wife two kids you have two kids two boys with the same mom or different mom different mom okay how far apart are they

week to do it again now this time I'm starting to get worried because I can't earn any money because I don't have that visa so I go back the next week and and it was okay everything worked out fine because I was shit and they said yeah this guy's a flash in the pan at best yeah so is your was it a son or a daughter you had with your second wife two kids you have two kids two boys with the same mom or different mom different mom okay how far apart are they

week to do it again now this time I'm starting to get worried because I can't earn any money because I don't have that visa so I go back the next week and and it was okay everything worked out fine because I was shit and they said yeah this guy's a flash in the pan at best yeah so is your was it a son or a daughter you had with your second wife two kids you have two kids two boys with the same mom or different mom different mom okay how far apart are they

About nine and a half years.

About nine and a half years.

About nine and a half years.

I'm going to sound like some fucking asshole. What are you talking about?

I'm going to sound like some fucking asshole. What are you talking about?

I'm going to sound like some fucking asshole. What are you talking about?

Trust me, I'm telling you.

Trust me, I'm telling you.

Trust me, I'm telling you.

You know, the truth is we kind of don't take a ton of vacations.

You know, the truth is we kind of don't take a ton of vacations.

You know, the truth is we kind of don't take a ton of vacations.

Because we have a place out of town that we go to that is right next to the beach. Okay. You know... I don't think you're talking about wild with New Jersey.