Craig Ferguson

Fuck. You know, a few years ago, that would have been true. Now, if you've got ink, it probably means you're a fucking orthodontist or something. Yeah. But down here, that's the most hurty part of getting a tattoo I've ever had. Apparently, this is sore too, but I don't know. Yeah, here the ribs are bad. Okay. But this was very, very hurty. Don't do it.

Fuck. You know, a few years ago, that would have been true. Now, if you've got ink, it probably means you're a fucking orthodontist or something. Yeah. But down here, that's the most hurty part of getting a tattoo I've ever had. Apparently, this is sore too, but I don't know. Yeah, here the ribs are bad. Okay. But this was very, very hurty. Don't do it.

I don't even know. They're kind of all over the place.

I don't even know. They're kind of all over the place.

I don't even know. They're kind of all over the place.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Holy shit. You know what? I got to tell you, I still fucking love it. Yeah. And every time if I'm in an airport, I'm like, I should probably grab a bottle. I love only at the airport. That's the only place you can fucking get it.

Holy shit. You know what? I got to tell you, I still fucking love it. Yeah. And every time if I'm in an airport, I'm like, I should probably grab a bottle. I love only at the airport. That's the only place you can fucking get it.

Holy shit. You know what? I got to tell you, I still fucking love it. Yeah. And every time if I'm in an airport, I'm like, I should probably grab a bottle. I love only at the airport. That's the only place you can fucking get it.

The last person to cut it was a lady called Vegas.

The last person to cut it was a lady called Vegas.

The last person to cut it was a lady called Vegas.

Well, you guys are coming to a decision. I feel like it's – is this the – We're getting there. Okay.

Well, you guys are coming to a decision. I feel like it's – is this the – We're getting there. Okay.

Well, you guys are coming to a decision. I feel like it's – is this the – We're getting there. Okay.

Yeah. What are you talking about? A sandwich or something from the – Not like tuna or anything. No. No fish on the plane. No. But maybe a sandwich. I don't like to eat on the plane. I feel like the plane is a flying bathroom. And I don't – like even a long flight, I don't eat.

Yeah. What are you talking about? A sandwich or something from the – Not like tuna or anything. No. No fish on the plane. No. But maybe a sandwich. I don't like to eat on the plane. I feel like the plane is a flying bathroom. And I don't – like even a long flight, I don't eat.

Yeah. What are you talking about? A sandwich or something from the – Not like tuna or anything. No. No fish on the plane. No. But maybe a sandwich. I don't like to eat on the plane. I feel like the plane is a flying bathroom. And I don't – like even a long flight, I don't eat.