Craig Ferguson

Did you know the Ramones? Yeah. Actually, no, I didn't. But when I was about 21. Okay. So I met a girl who's part of all this crowd, and we got married.

And we went to, she liked New York City, so we came to New York City when I was 21. Wow. And I was living in the East Village when I was 21. What year is this? This is 84. Jesus. That's when the East Village was the mix. Talk about in the mix. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. There used to be a, it was a fantastic woman who lived nearby. Grandmaster Flash lived in my building.

And we went to, she liked New York City, so we came to New York City when I was 21. Wow. And I was living in the East Village when I was 21. What year is this? This is 84. Jesus. That's when the East Village was the mix. Talk about in the mix. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. There used to be a, it was a fantastic woman who lived nearby. Grandmaster Flash lived in my building.

And we went to, she liked New York City, so we came to New York City when I was 21. Wow. And I was living in the East Village when I was 21. What year is this? This is 84. Jesus. That's when the East Village was the mix. Talk about in the mix. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. There used to be a, it was a fantastic woman who lived nearby. Grandmaster Flash lived in my building.

Do you know what I'm talking about? It's amazing, isn't it? I mean, it was fucking crazy.

Do you know what I'm talking about? It's amazing, isn't it? I mean, it was fucking crazy.

Do you know what I'm talking about? It's amazing, isn't it? I mean, it was fucking crazy.

Who's this Grandmaster Flash? And why have I got his electricity bill? But he used to have this ankle-length gold lame coat. He would walk around. It was fucking amazing looking. He'd stand out. Yeah, he was a really nice guy. Although, I guess he was Grandmaster Flash. Sure. Why wouldn't you be in a good mood? Sure. But there was a lady who lived nearby us.

Who's this Grandmaster Flash? And why have I got his electricity bill? But he used to have this ankle-length gold lame coat. He would walk around. It was fucking amazing looking. He'd stand out. Yeah, he was a really nice guy. Although, I guess he was Grandmaster Flash. Sure. Why wouldn't you be in a good mood? Sure. But there was a lady who lived nearby us.

Who's this Grandmaster Flash? And why have I got his electricity bill? But he used to have this ankle-length gold lame coat. He would walk around. It was fucking amazing looking. He'd stand out. Yeah, he was a really nice guy. Although, I guess he was Grandmaster Flash. Sure. Why wouldn't you be in a good mood? Sure. But there was a lady who lived nearby us.

And I used to hear her every night because she was a waitress in a bar. But the neighborhood was so dangerous that when she was walking home late at night, she wanted to be an opera singer. So she would walk home singing opera all the way down the block. And the noise would be like, everyone would know she was coming down.

And I used to hear her every night because she was a waitress in a bar. But the neighborhood was so dangerous that when she was walking home late at night, she wanted to be an opera singer. So she would walk home singing opera all the way down the block. And the noise would be like, everyone would know she was coming down.

And I used to hear her every night because she was a waitress in a bar. But the neighborhood was so dangerous that when she was walking home late at night, she wanted to be an opera singer. So she would walk home singing opera all the way down the block. And the noise would be like, everyone would know she was coming down.

If the noise stopped, everybody would look out the window and see if she was OK. Wow. Yeah, see, we looked after ourselves back then.

If the noise stopped, everybody would look out the window and see if she was OK. Wow. Yeah, see, we looked after ourselves back then.

If the noise stopped, everybody would look out the window and see if she was OK. Wow. Yeah, see, we looked after ourselves back then.

Who? Why'd she stop singing? Is that cops? But I tell you what's an interesting thing, though. They had this, the day that it started to clean up, the East Village. I remember it was a buddy of mine worked in, I worked in construction up in Harlem. So we had to take the train across town and then all the way up to Harlem. And one day he says to me, oh, things are going to fucking change.

Who? Why'd she stop singing? Is that cops? But I tell you what's an interesting thing, though. They had this, the day that it started to clean up, the East Village. I remember it was a buddy of mine worked in, I worked in construction up in Harlem. So we had to take the train across town and then all the way up to Harlem. And one day he says to me, oh, things are going to fucking change.

Who? Why'd she stop singing? Is that cops? But I tell you what's an interesting thing, though. They had this, the day that it started to clean up, the East Village. I remember it was a buddy of mine worked in, I worked in construction up in Harlem. So we had to take the train across town and then all the way up to Harlem. And one day he says to me, oh, things are going to fucking change.

There's going to be construction down here. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I see we're hanging around at Avenue B and these Cadillacs draw, all with Jersey plates. All these Cadillacs come up.