Craig Ferguson

And I used to hear her every night because she was a waitress in a bar. But the neighborhood was so dangerous that when she was walking home late at night, she wanted to be an opera singer. So she would walk home singing opera all the way down the block. And the noise would be like, everyone would know she was coming down.

And I used to hear her every night because she was a waitress in a bar. But the neighborhood was so dangerous that when she was walking home late at night, she wanted to be an opera singer. So she would walk home singing opera all the way down the block. And the noise would be like, everyone would know she was coming down.

If the noise stopped, everybody would look out the window and see if she was OK. Wow. Yeah, see, we looked after ourselves back then.

If the noise stopped, everybody would look out the window and see if she was OK. Wow. Yeah, see, we looked after ourselves back then.

If the noise stopped, everybody would look out the window and see if she was OK. Wow. Yeah, see, we looked after ourselves back then.

Who? Why'd she stop singing? Is that cops? But I tell you what's an interesting thing, though. They had this, the day that it started to clean up, the East Village. I remember it was a buddy of mine worked in, I worked in construction up in Harlem. So we had to take the train across town and then all the way up to Harlem. And one day he says to me, oh, things are going to fucking change.

Who? Why'd she stop singing? Is that cops? But I tell you what's an interesting thing, though. They had this, the day that it started to clean up, the East Village. I remember it was a buddy of mine worked in, I worked in construction up in Harlem. So we had to take the train across town and then all the way up to Harlem. And one day he says to me, oh, things are going to fucking change.

Who? Why'd she stop singing? Is that cops? But I tell you what's an interesting thing, though. They had this, the day that it started to clean up, the East Village. I remember it was a buddy of mine worked in, I worked in construction up in Harlem. So we had to take the train across town and then all the way up to Harlem. And one day he says to me, oh, things are going to fucking change.

There's going to be construction down here. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I see we're hanging around at Avenue B and these Cadillacs draw, all with Jersey plates. All these Cadillacs come up.

There's going to be construction down here. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I see we're hanging around at Avenue B and these Cadillacs draw, all with Jersey plates. All these Cadillacs come up.

There's going to be construction down here. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I see we're hanging around at Avenue B and these Cadillacs draw, all with Jersey plates. All these Cadillacs come up.

and they all these guys with camel coats come out and they're looking at the buildings and talking and yeah that kind of stuff and then about a week later there was a big police raid and all the street guys were taking all the street doctors yeah it was almost like they were connected almost like it was an orchestrated series of events it's weird it's fucking weird man i don't know why it was like it should be on the wide world of sports or whatever

and they all these guys with camel coats come out and they're looking at the buildings and talking and yeah that kind of stuff and then about a week later there was a big police raid and all the street guys were taking all the street doctors yeah it was almost like they were connected almost like it was an orchestrated series of events it's weird it's fucking weird man i don't know why it was like it should be on the wide world of sports or whatever

and they all these guys with camel coats come out and they're looking at the buildings and talking and yeah that kind of stuff and then about a week later there was a big police raid and all the street guys were taking all the street doctors yeah it was almost like they were connected almost like it was an orchestrated series of events it's weird it's fucking weird man i don't know why it was like it should be on the wide world of sports or whatever

Yeah, I was, actually, up until I tasted alcohol. So up until 13 years old, I had fucking straight A's. That's a hell of a run. Yeah, that was not bad. And then when I was 13, my friend's older brother, we wanted him to go into a store and get us some beer. But he was a bad guy. So he goes into the store, and he stole the money. He stole the money.

Yeah, I was, actually, up until I tasted alcohol. So up until 13 years old, I had fucking straight A's. That's a hell of a run. Yeah, that was not bad. And then when I was 13, my friend's older brother, we wanted him to go into a store and get us some beer. But he was a bad guy. So he goes into the store, and he stole the money. He stole the money.

Yeah, I was, actually, up until I tasted alcohol. So up until 13 years old, I had fucking straight A's. That's a hell of a run. Yeah, that was not bad. And then when I was 13, my friend's older brother, we wanted him to go into a store and get us some beer. But he was a bad guy. So he goes into the store, and he stole the money. He stole the money.

He stole the money, but he brought us some alcohol. He said, they didn't have any beer.

He stole the money, but he brought us some alcohol. He said, they didn't have any beer.

He stole the money, but he brought us some alcohol. He said, they didn't have any beer.