Craig Ferguson

There's going to be construction down here. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I see we're hanging around at Avenue B and these Cadillacs draw, all with Jersey plates. All these Cadillacs come up.

There's going to be construction down here. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I see we're hanging around at Avenue B and these Cadillacs draw, all with Jersey plates. All these Cadillacs come up.

and they all these guys with camel coats come out and they're looking at the buildings and talking and yeah that kind of stuff and then about a week later there was a big police raid and all the street guys were taking all the street doctors yeah it was almost like they were connected almost like it was an orchestrated series of events it's weird it's fucking weird man i don't know why it was like it should be on the wide world of sports or whatever

and they all these guys with camel coats come out and they're looking at the buildings and talking and yeah that kind of stuff and then about a week later there was a big police raid and all the street guys were taking all the street doctors yeah it was almost like they were connected almost like it was an orchestrated series of events it's weird it's fucking weird man i don't know why it was like it should be on the wide world of sports or whatever

and they all these guys with camel coats come out and they're looking at the buildings and talking and yeah that kind of stuff and then about a week later there was a big police raid and all the street guys were taking all the street doctors yeah it was almost like they were connected almost like it was an orchestrated series of events it's weird it's fucking weird man i don't know why it was like it should be on the wide world of sports or whatever

Yeah, I was, actually, up until I tasted alcohol. So up until 13 years old, I had fucking straight A's. That's a hell of a run. Yeah, that was not bad. And then when I was 13, my friend's older brother, we wanted him to go into a store and get us some beer. But he was a bad guy. So he goes into the store, and he stole the money. He stole the money.

Yeah, I was, actually, up until I tasted alcohol. So up until 13 years old, I had fucking straight A's. That's a hell of a run. Yeah, that was not bad. And then when I was 13, my friend's older brother, we wanted him to go into a store and get us some beer. But he was a bad guy. So he goes into the store, and he stole the money. He stole the money.

Yeah, I was, actually, up until I tasted alcohol. So up until 13 years old, I had fucking straight A's. That's a hell of a run. Yeah, that was not bad. And then when I was 13, my friend's older brother, we wanted him to go into a store and get us some beer. But he was a bad guy. So he goes into the store, and he stole the money. He stole the money.

He stole the money, but he brought us some alcohol. He said, they didn't have any beer.

He stole the money, but he brought us some alcohol. He said, they didn't have any beer.

He stole the money, but he brought us some alcohol. He said, they didn't have any beer.

Said, no, they're out of beer. We're out of beer. Scotland's out of beer.

Said, no, they're out of beer. We're out of beer. Scotland's out of beer.

Said, no, they're out of beer. We're out of beer. Scotland's out of beer.

I don't know what happened. Apparently, it's just against the law. So we're out. He said, they don't have any beer. So he bought us a bottle of this stuff. It was called El Dorado. El Dorado was a fortified South African wine. I don't think it's actually legal under the Geneva Convention. But it was an import. It was a real street alcohol.

I don't know what happened. Apparently, it's just against the law. So we're out. He said, they don't have any beer. So he bought us a bottle of this stuff. It was called El Dorado. El Dorado was a fortified South African wine. I don't think it's actually legal under the Geneva Convention. But it was an import. It was a real street alcohol.

I don't know what happened. Apparently, it's just against the law. So we're out. He said, they don't have any beer. So he bought us a bottle of this stuff. It was called El Dorado. El Dorado was a fortified South African wine. I don't think it's actually legal under the Geneva Convention. But it was an import. It was a real street alcohol.

So we shared a bottle of that. I blacked out.

So we shared a bottle of that. I blacked out.

So we shared a bottle of that. I blacked out.