Craig Ferguson

Blacked out. Got arrested. Woke up in my own pee. All that. I think it was my pee. I mean, I didn't have it checked.

Blacked out. Got arrested. Woke up in my own pee. All that. I think it was my pee. I mean, I didn't have it checked.

Blacked out. Got arrested. Woke up in my own pee. All that. I think it was my pee. I mean, I didn't have it checked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I got arrested. I punched the local cop. Jesus. He was a friend of my dad. But it was fine. I was 13. He's a Glasgow cop. He's like, ha, ha, ha. It was funny. And they laughed about it, but I felt bad. And that kind of led me on a very different – that was a fork in the road.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I got arrested. I punched the local cop. Jesus. He was a friend of my dad. But it was fine. I was 13. He's a Glasgow cop. He's like, ha, ha, ha. It was funny. And they laughed about it, but I felt bad. And that kind of led me on a very different – that was a fork in the road.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I got arrested. I punched the local cop. Jesus. He was a friend of my dad. But it was fine. I was 13. He's a Glasgow cop. He's like, ha, ha, ha. It was funny. And they laughed about it, but I felt bad. And that kind of led me on a very different – that was a fork in the road.

My grades suffered a bit after that. Because I awoke with a firm resolve never to do that again. Until the next weekend.

My grades suffered a bit after that. Because I awoke with a firm resolve never to do that again. Until the next weekend.

My grades suffered a bit after that. Because I awoke with a firm resolve never to do that again. Until the next weekend.

No high school diploma. Was that to work?

No high school diploma. Was that to work?

No high school diploma. Was that to work?

Well, I wanted to get money. And school was, I did have a job. That's getting in the way. Well, I had a job when I was at school. When I was 14, I used to deliver milk from the back of a flatbed truck. People used to get bottles of milk delivered. I don't know why, but they did.

Well, I wanted to get money. And school was, I did have a job. That's getting in the way. Well, I had a job when I was at school. When I was 14, I used to deliver milk from the back of a flatbed truck. People used to get bottles of milk delivered. I don't know why, but they did.

Well, I wanted to get money. And school was, I did have a job. That's getting in the way. Well, I had a job when I was at school. When I was 14, I used to deliver milk from the back of a flatbed truck. People used to get bottles of milk delivered. I don't know why, but they did.

So there was this flatbed truck that would come in from a farm outside of town. a guy called Bob Klein, and he would pick up me and a couple of other kids and we'd get in the back of his flat, just stand like this in the back of a flatbed truck and he'd drive us around and we'd deliver milk. So I made money that way, but I kept falling asleep in school after that.

So there was this flatbed truck that would come in from a farm outside of town. a guy called Bob Klein, and he would pick up me and a couple of other kids and we'd get in the back of his flat, just stand like this in the back of a flatbed truck and he'd drive us around and we'd deliver milk. So I made money that way, but I kept falling asleep in school after that.

So there was this flatbed truck that would come in from a farm outside of town. a guy called Bob Klein, and he would pick up me and a couple of other kids and we'd get in the back of his flat, just stand like this in the back of a flatbed truck and he'd drive us around and we'd deliver milk. So I made money that way, but I kept falling asleep in school after that.

So when I was 16, I got a job in a factory where I could just like, you know, sleep in the factory. Holy shit, that is old school.

So when I was 16, I got a job in a factory where I could just like, you know, sleep in the factory. Holy shit, that is old school.