Craig Ferguson
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270 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 13 Jun
Craig Ferguson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are doing great. Look at you. You got a fucking table.
Look at this shit. That's amazing.
Yeah. Good times. Yeah.
A house, a car? I bought a house. And then during this time, I wrote a movie. I used to write movies in my trailer. Like Norm Macdonald, God rest him. He was doing a sitcom across the way. I like Norman. He's a lovely man. And he said, He would be out smoking cigarettes, and I'd be in writing movies in my trailer, and he said, I didn't realize what a...
burning furnace of ambition you were i thought you were just like unsociable um but i uh i'd write these movies and one of the movies did really well uh it's a movie called saving grace and it was about a lady who that's not bad yeah so about a middle-aged lady who grows marijuana in her greenhouse to get herself a financial problem and it and it did well and I made a bit of money.
So I bought a house in the Hollywood Hills, but I made a little more money. So I also bought an apartment in Paris.
Did you? Yeah.
Now, if we stopped there, that'd be great. But after, when I got divorced again, oh, yeah. Gotcha. You know that thing as well when they say you lose half your stuff? That's people who haven't been divorced.
And that's all right. It really is all right.
Yeah. Okay.
2005, I started. You started. Yeah. 2004, they had that kind of competition. Are you smarter than a fifth grader or whatever it was to try and win the job?
Oh, shit. You're back like, we need a job quick, stat. Now I have a little kid, too. Yeah. So now I need a job, but I also need a job that keeps me in town because I don't want to disappear on this kid. Of course. So now I've got to raise my kid. I've got to find a job. And this time, I'm working in independent film. And you have to leave town six weeks at a time, eight weeks at a time.
And I'm looking for a job that's in town. And then I'm doing an independent movie in Winnipeg, Canada. And I get a call. And somebody says to me, hey. It was my rep at the time said, hey, you've been on the Craig Kilbourne show a few times, haven't you? I went, yeah. Do you want me to do it again? He said, no, he just quit. I was like, what? He quit.
So they're having a kind of runoff and they want you to try out for it. I'm like, get the fuck.
yeah alright fuck it I never even thought about it but it's a job that's in town that's like that's a cushy job in showbiz yes it is it's hard work it's day in day out but it's hard work I'm just saying it's not you know but yeah I mean that's like you're in town set hours paycheck same place and I had this little kid at the time so like it's funny how the perception people have of your life like they're like oh you're living this big fancy show business I had a
Sylvia the nanny looking after my toddler while I'm on stage and I get off I change his diaper put him in the baby seat drive home daddy's bachelor pad where you know me and him are that's what we're doing man that is fucking something else it's crazy isn't it that's unbelievable but you know then the show starts to be a hit and then you know things change a little bit yeah you know
That's all right. Pretty good. But what did happen that time is right down when I was broke and I was just starting in the show, I meet a girl. We get married. Did you? I did.
Third time. But here's what happens. We're still married. Yay! We're still married. So I've got this little kid, and I meet this girl, and she's, like, beautiful, and she takes care of him, she takes care of us, and she comes into our lives, and everything gets different. Everything gets different. Holy shit. And we're still married.
Yeah, we got another place.
I didn't buy another place in Paris, though.
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