Craig Ferguson

So when I was 16, I got a job in a factory where I could just like, you know, sleep in the factory. Holy shit, that is old school.

Damn. You know, and people had, I was telling my kids about this. There was a guy that used to come around our neighborhood when I was a kid. And they were like, there's no fucking way this is true. I'm like, because my kids are American. They've got nice teeth and shit. But I was telling him about it. On a lucky habit. But there used to be a guy called the Ragman.

Damn. You know, and people had, I was telling my kids about this. There was a guy that used to come around our neighborhood when I was a kid. And they were like, there's no fucking way this is true. I'm like, because my kids are American. They've got nice teeth and shit. But I was telling him about it. On a lucky habit. But there used to be a guy called the Ragman.

Damn. You know, and people had, I was telling my kids about this. There was a guy that used to come around our neighborhood when I was a kid. And they were like, there's no fucking way this is true. I'm like, because my kids are American. They've got nice teeth and shit. But I was telling him about it. On a lucky habit. But there used to be a guy called the Ragman.

that would come around our neighborhood. And the rag man, he had a horse and cart. But the cart, it wasn't like a Central Park cart. It was like, you know, a cart with cart wheels on it.

that would come around our neighborhood. And the rag man, he had a horse and cart. But the cart, it wasn't like a Central Park cart. It was like, you know, a cart with cart wheels on it.

that would come around our neighborhood. And the rag man, he had a horse and cart. But the cart, it wasn't like a Central Park cart. It was like, you know, a cart with cart wheels on it.

Like... Something from the apocalypse or something. Like Bora or something like that. You know what I mean? So he would ride on that and he'd blow a trumpet. Right? You had this kind of weird, like, horn or something. You'd go, da-da-da-da! And we'd all go, oh, it's the Ragman! And we would grab any old pieces of clothes that we could find and we would run out.

Like... Something from the apocalypse or something. Like Bora or something like that. You know what I mean? So he would ride on that and he'd blow a trumpet. Right? You had this kind of weird, like, horn or something. You'd go, da-da-da-da! And we'd all go, oh, it's the Ragman! And we would grab any old pieces of clothes that we could find and we would run out.

Like... Something from the apocalypse or something. Like Bora or something like that. You know what I mean? So he would ride on that and he'd blow a trumpet. Right? You had this kind of weird, like, horn or something. You'd go, da-da-da-da! And we'd all go, oh, it's the Ragman! And we would grab any old pieces of clothes that we could find and we would run out.

And we'd give our clothes to the Ragman and he would give us a balloon. What the hell was he doing with it? I don't know! I don't know! But we all wanted a balloon from the Ragman. And we cleaned out our parents' closets. LAUGHTER

And we'd give our clothes to the Ragman and he would give us a balloon. What the hell was he doing with it? I don't know! I don't know! But we all wanted a balloon from the Ragman. And we cleaned out our parents' closets. LAUGHTER

And we'd give our clothes to the Ragman and he would give us a balloon. What the hell was he doing with it? I don't know! I don't know! But we all wanted a balloon from the Ragman. And we cleaned out our parents' closets. LAUGHTER

I don't know. I got a lot of fucking balloons. Mind you, I think there was a way to get a balloon off the rag man without giving him rags, but I never went that route.

I don't know. I got a lot of fucking balloons. Mind you, I think there was a way to get a balloon off the rag man without giving him rags, but I never went that route.

I don't know. I got a lot of fucking balloons. Mind you, I think there was a way to get a balloon off the rag man without giving him rags, but I never went that route.

Local. Local. But there is a very important one. It was very local because Scotland's a small country and everything's near the sea, so you can get to a seaside town. We used to go to a town called Millport. which was kind of like exactly what you would think. It's like a working class seaside resort. It's beautiful countryside, nice people. Kind of everybody from home just goes.

Local. Local. But there is a very important one. It was very local because Scotland's a small country and everything's near the sea, so you can get to a seaside town. We used to go to a town called Millport. which was kind of like exactly what you would think. It's like a working class seaside resort. It's beautiful countryside, nice people. Kind of everybody from home just goes.

Local. Local. But there is a very important one. It was very local because Scotland's a small country and everything's near the sea, so you can get to a seaside town. We used to go to a town called Millport. which was kind of like exactly what you would think. It's like a working class seaside resort. It's beautiful countryside, nice people. Kind of everybody from home just goes.

It's like the Jersey Shore.