Craig Ferguson

No high school diploma. Was that to work?

Well, I wanted to get money. And school was, I did have a job. That's getting in the way. Well, I had a job when I was at school. When I was 14, I used to deliver milk from the back of a flatbed truck. People used to get bottles of milk delivered. I don't know why, but they did.

Well, I wanted to get money. And school was, I did have a job. That's getting in the way. Well, I had a job when I was at school. When I was 14, I used to deliver milk from the back of a flatbed truck. People used to get bottles of milk delivered. I don't know why, but they did.

Well, I wanted to get money. And school was, I did have a job. That's getting in the way. Well, I had a job when I was at school. When I was 14, I used to deliver milk from the back of a flatbed truck. People used to get bottles of milk delivered. I don't know why, but they did.

So there was this flatbed truck that would come in from a farm outside of town. a guy called Bob Klein, and he would pick up me and a couple of other kids and we'd get in the back of his flat, just stand like this in the back of a flatbed truck and he'd drive us around and we'd deliver milk. So I made money that way, but I kept falling asleep in school after that.

So there was this flatbed truck that would come in from a farm outside of town. a guy called Bob Klein, and he would pick up me and a couple of other kids and we'd get in the back of his flat, just stand like this in the back of a flatbed truck and he'd drive us around and we'd deliver milk. So I made money that way, but I kept falling asleep in school after that.

So there was this flatbed truck that would come in from a farm outside of town. a guy called Bob Klein, and he would pick up me and a couple of other kids and we'd get in the back of his flat, just stand like this in the back of a flatbed truck and he'd drive us around and we'd deliver milk. So I made money that way, but I kept falling asleep in school after that.

So when I was 16, I got a job in a factory where I could just like, you know, sleep in the factory. Holy shit, that is old school.

So when I was 16, I got a job in a factory where I could just like, you know, sleep in the factory. Holy shit, that is old school.

So when I was 16, I got a job in a factory where I could just like, you know, sleep in the factory. Holy shit, that is old school.

Damn. You know, and people had, I was telling my kids about this. There was a guy that used to come around our neighborhood when I was a kid. And they were like, there's no fucking way this is true. I'm like, because my kids are American. They've got nice teeth and shit. But I was telling him about it. On a lucky habit. But there used to be a guy called the Ragman.

Damn. You know, and people had, I was telling my kids about this. There was a guy that used to come around our neighborhood when I was a kid. And they were like, there's no fucking way this is true. I'm like, because my kids are American. They've got nice teeth and shit. But I was telling him about it. On a lucky habit. But there used to be a guy called the Ragman.

Damn. You know, and people had, I was telling my kids about this. There was a guy that used to come around our neighborhood when I was a kid. And they were like, there's no fucking way this is true. I'm like, because my kids are American. They've got nice teeth and shit. But I was telling him about it. On a lucky habit. But there used to be a guy called the Ragman.

that would come around our neighborhood. And the rag man, he had a horse and cart. But the cart, it wasn't like a Central Park cart. It was like, you know, a cart with cart wheels on it.

that would come around our neighborhood. And the rag man, he had a horse and cart. But the cart, it wasn't like a Central Park cart. It was like, you know, a cart with cart wheels on it.

that would come around our neighborhood. And the rag man, he had a horse and cart. But the cart, it wasn't like a Central Park cart. It was like, you know, a cart with cart wheels on it.

Like... Something from the apocalypse or something. Like Bora or something like that. You know what I mean? So he would ride on that and he'd blow a trumpet. Right? You had this kind of weird, like, horn or something. You'd go, da-da-da-da! And we'd all go, oh, it's the Ragman! And we would grab any old pieces of clothes that we could find and we would run out.

Like... Something from the apocalypse or something. Like Bora or something like that. You know what I mean? So he would ride on that and he'd blow a trumpet. Right? You had this kind of weird, like, horn or something. You'd go, da-da-da-da! And we'd all go, oh, it's the Ragman! And we would grab any old pieces of clothes that we could find and we would run out.

Like... Something from the apocalypse or something. Like Bora or something like that. You know what I mean? So he would ride on that and he'd blow a trumpet. Right? You had this kind of weird, like, horn or something. You'd go, da-da-da-da! And we'd all go, oh, it's the Ragman! And we would grab any old pieces of clothes that we could find and we would run out.

And we'd give our clothes to the Ragman and he would give us a balloon. What the hell was he doing with it? I don't know! I don't know! But we all wanted a balloon from the Ragman. And we cleaned out our parents' closets. LAUGHTER