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Craig Jones

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Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

what was holding the cash together was disintegrating and stuff was like largely a myth that most of the cocaine transactions were for land or for houses. So I believe they did get to keep a lot of the proceeds of that.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

what was holding the cash together was disintegrating and stuff was like largely a myth that most of the cocaine transactions were for land or for houses. So I believe they did get to keep a lot of the proceeds of that.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

She says no. Brilliant PR move. You know what I mean? Like the government's not coming for that land if they don't think you have it. They're just looking for that buried cash. Oh yeah, that is interesting.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

She says no. Brilliant PR move. You know what I mean? Like the government's not coming for that land if they don't think you have it. They're just looking for that buried cash. Oh yeah, that is interesting.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

She says no. Brilliant PR move. You know what I mean? Like the government's not coming for that land if they don't think you have it. They're just looking for that buried cash. Oh yeah, that is interesting.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I did unintentionally get drugs. So like, obviously, so to set up the story, obviously we're there on a bender, but I went down there for four or five weeks and like all my friends that hit me up being like, you're in Columbia, I'll come down. And it's like, when you live in a tourist spot, people are like, they want to do all the tourist shit when you come down.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I did unintentionally get drugs. So like, obviously, so to set up the story, obviously we're there on a bender, but I went down there for four or five weeks and like all my friends that hit me up being like, you're in Columbia, I'll come down. And it's like, when you live in a tourist spot, people are like, they want to do all the tourist shit when you come down.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I did unintentionally get drugs. So like, obviously, so to set up the story, obviously we're there on a bender, but I went down there for four or five weeks and like all my friends that hit me up being like, you're in Columbia, I'll come down. And it's like, when you live in a tourist spot, people are like, they want to do all the tourist shit when you come down.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So like every time a new friend comes down, they put my body through the ringer. But those last two weeks, I tried to pace myself for a bit of survival. And then again, my personal assistant, Seth, he came down there exploiting my name for some stem cells at a stem cell company because they get the real shit down there in Columbia. So he comes down and we decide to hit the main strip.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So like every time a new friend comes down, they put my body through the ringer. But those last two weeks, I tried to pace myself for a bit of survival. And then again, my personal assistant, Seth, he came down there exploiting my name for some stem cells at a stem cell company because they get the real shit down there in Columbia. So he comes down and we decide to hit the main strip.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So like every time a new friend comes down, they put my body through the ringer. But those last two weeks, I tried to pace myself for a bit of survival. And then again, my personal assistant, Seth, he came down there exploiting my name for some stem cells at a stem cell company because they get the real shit down there in Columbia. So he comes down and we decide to hit the main strip.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And usually I would stay at the house, we'd get obliterated, and then we'd adventure out into the streets of Medellin and see what we could find, right? But this night we went out just for a couple casual cocktails because, of course, you have stem cells. You're not meant to drink. You're meant to stay healthy. So we're actually on the main street of Columbia and Seth had stem cells in his neck.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And usually I would stay at the house, we'd get obliterated, and then we'd adventure out into the streets of Medellin and see what we could find, right? But this night we went out just for a couple casual cocktails because, of course, you have stem cells. You're not meant to drink. You're meant to stay healthy. So we're actually on the main street of Columbia and Seth had stem cells in his neck.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And usually I would stay at the house, we'd get obliterated, and then we'd adventure out into the streets of Medellin and see what we could find, right? But this night we went out just for a couple casual cocktails because, of course, you have stem cells. You're not meant to drink. You're meant to stay healthy. So we're actually on the main street of Columbia and Seth had stem cells in his neck.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So I definitely positioned him with his sort of back towards the crowd and his stiff neck every time I pointed at an attractive Colombian woman who's in paralysis trying to turn around. And then, so I don't know who drugged me, but have you heard about the drug scopolamine, the devil's breath? No. You haven't heard of it? No. All right. So basically there's a substance.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So I definitely positioned him with his sort of back towards the crowd and his stiff neck every time I pointed at an attractive Colombian woman who's in paralysis trying to turn around. And then, so I don't know who drugged me, but have you heard about the drug scopolamine, the devil's breath? No. You haven't heard of it? No. All right. So basically there's a substance.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So I definitely positioned him with his sort of back towards the crowd and his stiff neck every time I pointed at an attractive Colombian woman who's in paralysis trying to turn around. And then, so I don't know who drugged me, but have you heard about the drug scopolamine, the devil's breath? No. You haven't heard of it? No. All right. So basically there's a substance.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

It's kind of mythical in its nature because it quite often is guys heading to a strip club or something. And what happens is they wake up with no money in their account. So it's a bit of a, it's a great boogeyman of a story for the missus. Oh no, it was the devil's breath. I must've been drugged. So like, I think it's largely exaggerated, but still a lot of people die down there.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

It's kind of mythical in its nature because it quite often is guys heading to a strip club or something. And what happens is they wake up with no money in their account. So it's a bit of a, it's a great boogeyman of a story for the missus. Oh no, it was the devil's breath. I must've been drugged. So like, I think it's largely exaggerated, but still a lot of people die down there.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

It's kind of mythical in its nature because it quite often is guys heading to a strip club or something. And what happens is they wake up with no money in their account. So it's a bit of a, it's a great boogeyman of a story for the missus. Oh no, it was the devil's breath. I must've been drugged. So like, I think it's largely exaggerated, but still a lot of people die down there.