Craig Jones

Two jujitsu guys sat next to me rambling while I was having a couple of cocktails with Seth. They met with a couple of Tinder dates and Tinder down there is pretty dangerous because obviously these druggings and stuff. And then I don't know who put it in my drink. Could have been the bartender. Could have been the guy's Tinder date. I tried to steal that night. Could have been him.

Two jujitsu guys sat next to me rambling while I was having a couple of cocktails with Seth. They met with a couple of Tinder dates and Tinder down there is pretty dangerous because obviously these druggings and stuff. And then I don't know who put it in my drink. Could have been the bartender. Could have been the guy's Tinder date. I tried to steal that night. Could have been him.

Two jujitsu guys sat next to me rambling while I was having a couple of cocktails with Seth. They met with a couple of Tinder dates and Tinder down there is pretty dangerous because obviously these druggings and stuff. And then I don't know who put it in my drink. Could have been the bartender. Could have been the guy's Tinder date. I tried to steal that night. Could have been him.

But from that point on, just basically, and usually I can handle a few drinks. I probably only had three, four drinks. And I remember just distinctly the last memory I have, we had two shots there and Seth was trying not to drink because of the stem cells. And I was like, you're a pussy. So I drank my shot and his shot.

But from that point on, just basically, and usually I can handle a few drinks. I probably only had three, four drinks. And I remember just distinctly the last memory I have, we had two shots there and Seth was trying not to drink because of the stem cells. And I was like, you're a pussy. So I drank my shot and his shot.

But from that point on, just basically, and usually I can handle a few drinks. I probably only had three, four drinks. And I remember just distinctly the last memory I have, we had two shots there and Seth was trying not to drink because of the stem cells. And I was like, you're a pussy. So I drank my shot and his shot.

And ordinarily that's something I would do because given his five foot three size, a full margarita might kill the man. So usually I'm jumping on bullets for him as it is. But what ended up happening was we went to our next destination, which is obviously a family friendly place. As you can imagine in Medellin, Seth walks into the bathroom and finds me basically pants down.

And ordinarily that's something I would do because given his five foot three size, a full margarita might kill the man. So usually I'm jumping on bullets for him as it is. But what ended up happening was we went to our next destination, which is obviously a family friendly place. As you can imagine in Medellin, Seth walks into the bathroom and finds me basically pants down.

And ordinarily that's something I would do because given his five foot three size, a full margarita might kill the man. So usually I'm jumping on bullets for him as it is. But what ended up happening was we went to our next destination, which is obviously a family friendly place. As you can imagine in Medellin, Seth walks into the bathroom and finds me basically pants down.

I've pulled my shirt off. I've gone to the bathroom. I'm overheating. He thinks it's a dream come true. He's found me in the bathroom, unconscious with my pants down, but he has to get me out of there. And the funniest thing is he had to carry me out of there with his stem cell ridden damaged neck. So he could, uh, I mean, he could barely lift me as it is, but with the stem cell injury.

I've pulled my shirt off. I've gone to the bathroom. I'm overheating. He thinks it's a dream come true. He's found me in the bathroom, unconscious with my pants down, but he has to get me out of there. And the funniest thing is he had to carry me out of there with his stem cell ridden damaged neck. So he could, uh, I mean, he could barely lift me as it is, but with the stem cell injury.

I've pulled my shirt off. I've gone to the bathroom. I'm overheating. He thinks it's a dream come true. He's found me in the bathroom, unconscious with my pants down, but he has to get me out of there. And the funniest thing is he had to carry me out of there with his stem cell ridden damaged neck. So he could, uh, I mean, he could barely lift me as it is, but with the stem cell injury.

So really he carried me home, tucked me into bed. Apparently I was clothed. I woke up fully naked, suspicious, but he wouldn't, he obviously wouldn't have done much damage if he did. But we checked, uh, we basically checked the security camera footage the next day. And really the reason we realized it was cupola mean, cause it has this You're sort of like the walking dead.

So really he carried me home, tucked me into bed. Apparently I was clothed. I woke up fully naked, suspicious, but he wouldn't, he obviously wouldn't have done much damage if he did. But we checked, uh, we basically checked the security camera footage the next day. And really the reason we realized it was cupola mean, cause it has this You're sort of like the walking dead.

So really he carried me home, tucked me into bed. Apparently I was clothed. I woke up fully naked, suspicious, but he wouldn't, he obviously wouldn't have done much damage if he did. But we checked, uh, we basically checked the security camera footage the next day. And really the reason we realized it was cupola mean, cause it has this You're sort of like the walking dead.

I couldn't walk because I took two hits, but you remember all your banking detail. You remember your numbers very well. So it messes with your head, but it's great to rob people because you remember the details. So we've got the security camera footage where Seth's dragging me to the front door. We get to the Airbnb and I perk up, put the coat in, and pass back out. You're kidding.

I couldn't walk because I took two hits, but you remember all your banking detail. You remember your numbers very well. So it messes with your head, but it's great to rob people because you remember the details. So we've got the security camera footage where Seth's dragging me to the front door. We get to the Airbnb and I perk up, put the coat in, and pass back out. You're kidding.

I couldn't walk because I took two hits, but you remember all your banking detail. You remember your numbers very well. So it messes with your head, but it's great to rob people because you remember the details. So we've got the security camera footage where Seth's dragging me to the front door. We get to the Airbnb and I perk up, put the coat in, and pass back out. You're kidding.

Yeah, he takes me to bed.

Yeah, he takes me to bed.