Craig Jones

So like every time a new friend comes down, they put my body through the ringer. But those last two weeks, I tried to pace myself for a bit of survival. And then again, my personal assistant, Seth, he came down there exploiting my name for some stem cells at a stem cell company because they get the real shit down there in Columbia. So he comes down and we decide to hit the main strip.

So like every time a new friend comes down, they put my body through the ringer. But those last two weeks, I tried to pace myself for a bit of survival. And then again, my personal assistant, Seth, he came down there exploiting my name for some stem cells at a stem cell company because they get the real shit down there in Columbia. So he comes down and we decide to hit the main strip.

So like every time a new friend comes down, they put my body through the ringer. But those last two weeks, I tried to pace myself for a bit of survival. And then again, my personal assistant, Seth, he came down there exploiting my name for some stem cells at a stem cell company because they get the real shit down there in Columbia. So he comes down and we decide to hit the main strip.

And usually I would stay at the house, we'd get obliterated, and then we'd adventure out into the streets of Medellin and see what we could find, right? But this night we went out just for a couple casual cocktails because, of course, you have stem cells. You're not meant to drink. You're meant to stay healthy. So we're actually on the main street of Columbia and Seth had stem cells in his neck.

And usually I would stay at the house, we'd get obliterated, and then we'd adventure out into the streets of Medellin and see what we could find, right? But this night we went out just for a couple casual cocktails because, of course, you have stem cells. You're not meant to drink. You're meant to stay healthy. So we're actually on the main street of Columbia and Seth had stem cells in his neck.

And usually I would stay at the house, we'd get obliterated, and then we'd adventure out into the streets of Medellin and see what we could find, right? But this night we went out just for a couple casual cocktails because, of course, you have stem cells. You're not meant to drink. You're meant to stay healthy. So we're actually on the main street of Columbia and Seth had stem cells in his neck.

So I definitely positioned him with his sort of back towards the crowd and his stiff neck every time I pointed at an attractive Colombian woman who's in paralysis trying to turn around. And then, so I don't know who drugged me, but have you heard about the drug scopolamine, the devil's breath? No. You haven't heard of it? No. All right. So basically there's a substance.

So I definitely positioned him with his sort of back towards the crowd and his stiff neck every time I pointed at an attractive Colombian woman who's in paralysis trying to turn around. And then, so I don't know who drugged me, but have you heard about the drug scopolamine, the devil's breath? No. You haven't heard of it? No. All right. So basically there's a substance.

So I definitely positioned him with his sort of back towards the crowd and his stiff neck every time I pointed at an attractive Colombian woman who's in paralysis trying to turn around. And then, so I don't know who drugged me, but have you heard about the drug scopolamine, the devil's breath? No. You haven't heard of it? No. All right. So basically there's a substance.

It's kind of mythical in its nature because it quite often is guys heading to a strip club or something. And what happens is they wake up with no money in their account. So it's a bit of a, it's a great boogeyman of a story for the missus. Oh no, it was the devil's breath. I must've been drugged. So like, I think it's largely exaggerated, but still a lot of people die down there.

It's kind of mythical in its nature because it quite often is guys heading to a strip club or something. And what happens is they wake up with no money in their account. So it's a bit of a, it's a great boogeyman of a story for the missus. Oh no, it was the devil's breath. I must've been drugged. So like, I think it's largely exaggerated, but still a lot of people die down there.

It's kind of mythical in its nature because it quite often is guys heading to a strip club or something. And what happens is they wake up with no money in their account. So it's a bit of a, it's a great boogeyman of a story for the missus. Oh no, it was the devil's breath. I must've been drugged. So like, I think it's largely exaggerated, but still a lot of people die down there.

Two jujitsu guys sat next to me rambling while I was having a couple of cocktails with Seth. They met with a couple of Tinder dates and Tinder down there is pretty dangerous because obviously these druggings and stuff. And then I don't know who put it in my drink. Could have been the bartender. Could have been the guy's Tinder date. I tried to steal that night. Could have been him.

Two jujitsu guys sat next to me rambling while I was having a couple of cocktails with Seth. They met with a couple of Tinder dates and Tinder down there is pretty dangerous because obviously these druggings and stuff. And then I don't know who put it in my drink. Could have been the bartender. Could have been the guy's Tinder date. I tried to steal that night. Could have been him.

Two jujitsu guys sat next to me rambling while I was having a couple of cocktails with Seth. They met with a couple of Tinder dates and Tinder down there is pretty dangerous because obviously these druggings and stuff. And then I don't know who put it in my drink. Could have been the bartender. Could have been the guy's Tinder date. I tried to steal that night. Could have been him.

But from that point on, just basically, and usually I can handle a few drinks. I probably only had three, four drinks. And I remember just distinctly the last memory I have, we had two shots there and Seth was trying not to drink because of the stem cells. And I was like, you're a pussy. So I drank my shot and his shot.

But from that point on, just basically, and usually I can handle a few drinks. I probably only had three, four drinks. And I remember just distinctly the last memory I have, we had two shots there and Seth was trying not to drink because of the stem cells. And I was like, you're a pussy. So I drank my shot and his shot.

But from that point on, just basically, and usually I can handle a few drinks. I probably only had three, four drinks. And I remember just distinctly the last memory I have, we had two shots there and Seth was trying not to drink because of the stem cells. And I was like, you're a pussy. So I drank my shot and his shot.

And ordinarily that's something I would do because given his five foot three size, a full margarita might kill the man. So usually I'm jumping on bullets for him as it is. But what ended up happening was we went to our next destination, which is obviously a family friendly place. As you can imagine in Medellin, Seth walks into the bathroom and finds me basically pants down.

And ordinarily that's something I would do because given his five foot three size, a full margarita might kill the man. So usually I'm jumping on bullets for him as it is. But what ended up happening was we went to our next destination, which is obviously a family friendly place. As you can imagine in Medellin, Seth walks into the bathroom and finds me basically pants down.