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Craig Jones

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Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And ordinarily that's something I would do because given his five foot three size, a full margarita might kill the man. So usually I'm jumping on bullets for him as it is. But what ended up happening was we went to our next destination, which is obviously a family friendly place. As you can imagine in Medellin, Seth walks into the bathroom and finds me basically pants down.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I've pulled my shirt off. I've gone to the bathroom. I'm overheating. He thinks it's a dream come true. He's found me in the bathroom, unconscious with my pants down, but he has to get me out of there. And the funniest thing is he had to carry me out of there with his stem cell ridden damaged neck. So he could, uh, I mean, he could barely lift me as it is, but with the stem cell injury.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I've pulled my shirt off. I've gone to the bathroom. I'm overheating. He thinks it's a dream come true. He's found me in the bathroom, unconscious with my pants down, but he has to get me out of there. And the funniest thing is he had to carry me out of there with his stem cell ridden damaged neck. So he could, uh, I mean, he could barely lift me as it is, but with the stem cell injury.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I've pulled my shirt off. I've gone to the bathroom. I'm overheating. He thinks it's a dream come true. He's found me in the bathroom, unconscious with my pants down, but he has to get me out of there. And the funniest thing is he had to carry me out of there with his stem cell ridden damaged neck. So he could, uh, I mean, he could barely lift me as it is, but with the stem cell injury.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So really he carried me home, tucked me into bed. Apparently I was clothed. I woke up fully naked, suspicious, but he wouldn't, he obviously wouldn't have done much damage if he did. But we checked, uh, we basically checked the security camera footage the next day. And really the reason we realized it was cupola mean, cause it has this You're sort of like the walking dead.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So really he carried me home, tucked me into bed. Apparently I was clothed. I woke up fully naked, suspicious, but he wouldn't, he obviously wouldn't have done much damage if he did. But we checked, uh, we basically checked the security camera footage the next day. And really the reason we realized it was cupola mean, cause it has this You're sort of like the walking dead.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So really he carried me home, tucked me into bed. Apparently I was clothed. I woke up fully naked, suspicious, but he wouldn't, he obviously wouldn't have done much damage if he did. But we checked, uh, we basically checked the security camera footage the next day. And really the reason we realized it was cupola mean, cause it has this You're sort of like the walking dead.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I couldn't walk because I took two hits, but you remember all your banking detail. You remember your numbers very well. So it messes with your head, but it's great to rob people because you remember the details. So we've got the security camera footage where Seth's dragging me to the front door. We get to the Airbnb and I perk up, put the coat in, and pass back out. You're kidding.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I couldn't walk because I took two hits, but you remember all your banking detail. You remember your numbers very well. So it messes with your head, but it's great to rob people because you remember the details. So we've got the security camera footage where Seth's dragging me to the front door. We get to the Airbnb and I perk up, put the coat in, and pass back out. You're kidding.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I couldn't walk because I took two hits, but you remember all your banking detail. You remember your numbers very well. So it messes with your head, but it's great to rob people because you remember the details. So we've got the security camera footage where Seth's dragging me to the front door. We get to the Airbnb and I perk up, put the coat in, and pass back out. You're kidding.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Yeah, he takes me to bed.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Yeah, he takes me to bed.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Yeah, he takes me to bed.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So that shocked me. Seth obviously thought I just drank too much, but when we put it together, it was definitely a hit of scopolamine. We are constantly having this argument, really. Who saved whose life? He obviously rescued me from the bathroom floor, but I jumped on the bullet. of his drugging shot. So it's kind of who saved who here.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So that shocked me. Seth obviously thought I just drank too much, but when we put it together, it was definitely a hit of scopolamine. We are constantly having this argument, really. Who saved whose life? He obviously rescued me from the bathroom floor, but I jumped on the bullet. of his drugging shot. So it's kind of who saved who here.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So that shocked me. Seth obviously thought I just drank too much, but when we put it together, it was definitely a hit of scopolamine. We are constantly having this argument, really. Who saved whose life? He obviously rescued me from the bathroom floor, but I jumped on the bullet. of his drugging shot. So it's kind of who saved who here.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Seth would not be sitting there awkwardly in the corner looking at us. He'd probably be in a grave, six feet under the ground somewhere.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Seth would not be sitting there awkwardly in the corner looking at us. He'd probably be in a grave, six feet under the ground somewhere.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Seth would not be sitting there awkwardly in the corner looking at us. He'd probably be in a grave, six feet under the ground somewhere.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

You know what, honestly, I woke up naked and saw a trash can on the, like I saw a trash can there and I was just like, fuck what happened last night? But I felt pretty good to be honest. I was like, cause obviously usually a hangover, as you well know, can be very ugly the next day. But I remember being like, I don't remember anything that happened. And then I started to piece it together.