Craig Jones

So Royal Rumble style entries, entrances. So it's basically like when we do quintet, the team lineup would already be predetermined. So you kind of like, last man standing, like you submit your opponent, you know who's next. We're going to leave that a mystery. So the coach on the sideline can basically be like, he's got to get submitted. He's like, oh, send in. This guy. Yeah.

So Royal Rumble style entries, entrances. So it's basically like when we do quintet, the team lineup would already be predetermined. So you kind of like, last man standing, like you submit your opponent, you know who's next. We're going to leave that a mystery. So the coach on the sideline can basically be like, he's got to get submitted. He's like, oh, send in. This guy. Yeah.

So Royal Rumble style entries, entrances. So it's basically like when we do quintet, the team lineup would already be predetermined. So you kind of like, last man standing, like you submit your opponent, you know who's next. We're going to leave that a mystery. So the coach on the sideline can basically be like, he's got to get submitted. He's like, oh, send in. This guy. Yeah.

And it's going to be like, It's going to be a big impact for the crowd. It'll be like, oh my God. Who's coming next?

And it's going to be like, It's going to be a big impact for the crowd. It'll be like, oh my God. Who's coming next?

And it's going to be like, It's going to be a big impact for the crowd. It'll be like, oh my God. Who's coming next?

Yeah. So like we'll basically be the ADCC weight division. It's like you take your five best guys, we take our five best guys and we'll see it. So it'll be eight teams matched up over two days. I'll be competing as well, unfortunately. I'll be facing a character that somewhat resembles Gabby Garcia, I would say. That would be Gable Steveson.

Yeah. So like we'll basically be the ADCC weight division. It's like you take your five best guys, we take our five best guys and we'll see it. So it'll be eight teams matched up over two days. I'll be competing as well, unfortunately. I'll be facing a character that somewhat resembles Gabby Garcia, I would say. That would be Gable Steveson.

Yeah. So like we'll basically be the ADCC weight division. It's like you take your five best guys, we take our five best guys and we'll see it. So it'll be eight teams matched up over two days. I'll be competing as well, unfortunately. I'll be facing a character that somewhat resembles Gabby Garcia, I would say. That would be Gable Steveson.

Olympic gold medal wrestler. American wrestler. He would be 125 kilos or, for the unintelligent, 265 pounds. Massive size discrepancy. I think I'm weighing like... Man, real light right now. It's been a tumultuous couple of months, you know, we skipped a few meals.

Olympic gold medal wrestler. American wrestler. He would be 125 kilos or, for the unintelligent, 265 pounds. Massive size discrepancy. I think I'm weighing like... Man, real light right now. It's been a tumultuous couple of months, you know, we skipped a few meals.

Olympic gold medal wrestler. American wrestler. He would be 125 kilos or, for the unintelligent, 265 pounds. Massive size discrepancy. I think I'm weighing like... Man, real light right now. It's been a tumultuous couple of months, you know, we skipped a few meals.

Yeah. I mean, part of that is handicapping myself because I am facing a wrestler and wrestlers, all they have is takedowns. Once he hits the floor, they have no idea what the fuck's going on. And we basically, we've tried to prove that when Volkanovski out grappled Islam Makachev. and Jack Della out grappling Bilal Muhammad. Australian Jiu-Jitsu trumps all forms of wrestling.

Yeah. I mean, part of that is handicapping myself because I am facing a wrestler and wrestlers, all they have is takedowns. Once he hits the floor, they have no idea what the fuck's going on. And we basically, we've tried to prove that when Volkanovski out grappled Islam Makachev. and Jack Della out grappling Bilal Muhammad. Australian Jiu-Jitsu trumps all forms of wrestling.

Yeah. I mean, part of that is handicapping myself because I am facing a wrestler and wrestlers, all they have is takedowns. Once he hits the floor, they have no idea what the fuck's going on. And we basically, we've tried to prove that when Volkanovski out grappled Islam Makachev. and Jack Della out grappling Bilal Muhammad. Australian Jiu-Jitsu trumps all forms of wrestling.

We've found the cue or the antidote. So really, for me, I'm going to face off against this giant, absolute giant human being who only has wrestling. And what's the rule set? Three by five minute rounds. Okay. One minute break in between. All submissions legal. He's going into a career in MMA in the future. Oh, he's pivoting? He's pivoting, yeah. Okay.

We've found the cue or the antidote. So really, for me, I'm going to face off against this giant, absolute giant human being who only has wrestling. And what's the rule set? Three by five minute rounds. Okay. One minute break in between. All submissions legal. He's going into a career in MMA in the future. Oh, he's pivoting? He's pivoting, yeah. Okay.

We've found the cue or the antidote. So really, for me, I'm going to face off against this giant, absolute giant human being who only has wrestling. And what's the rule set? Three by five minute rounds. Okay. One minute break in between. All submissions legal. He's going into a career in MMA in the future. Oh, he's pivoting? He's pivoting, yeah. Okay.

So it should be a fun one if my spine doesn't get broken. I'm really testing the boundaries here. of insulting his lifelong work of wrestling, tearing apart wrestling, and some slight racial innuendo jokes in there as well. So, like, I'm scared he's going to snap one of these days and actually do some damage to me. He seems like a good sport. Yeah, he has been an excellent sport so far.

So it should be a fun one if my spine doesn't get broken. I'm really testing the boundaries here. of insulting his lifelong work of wrestling, tearing apart wrestling, and some slight racial innuendo jokes in there as well. So, like, I'm scared he's going to snap one of these days and actually do some damage to me. He seems like a good sport. Yeah, he has been an excellent sport so far.