Creech

They can just look at their biggest one-eyed fan, Mitch, on the sideline to inspire the troops.

My nickname for him is Cyclops.

What do you have to say for the Crusaders this weekend?

Yeah, boys!

Very nice.

On Saturday night, the greatest team of all, Chiefs Manor, will host the Blues, and they're going to eat them for breakfast.

Blue waffle, baby.

Are you watching it?

I'll be missing that one, actually.

I'm going to be out of service on a couple's retreat.

Have you watched any Chiefs games this year?

Not a single minute.

Chiefs, and before that game will be the final curtain call for Moana Pacifica as they take on the Brumbies, hopefully getting the W in their last game ever.

Then, on Sunday night, we have a top-of-the-table clash.

Penrith Panthers think they go, but really they go, and we're going to tear those pussies up.

They are pooping themselves, so they better bring their letters.

Oh, wait, the letter's already there, because they're trash.

Yeah, good smack talk, Creech.

Anyway, also on Sunday, if the Spurs win today, there'll be a Game 7 decider at midday, and the victor will go on to the NBA Finals, where they'll face the Knicks.

Here are some quotes from the last couple of weeks.