ON-AIR π’ - Maximus Erectus
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What unique perspective does Mystic Mitch bring about crustaceans?
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So Mel had the story about the fiddler crab from Japan yesterday. And Mitch has run with this one. Mystic Mitch. Here he is.
Here we go. Mystical Mitch with powers divine. Buckle up, proceeds.
He'll blow your mind.
What are the highlights of the Alice In Chains anniversary celebration?
Oh, no. Mystic Mitch crustaceans. Having a look at what crustaceans would be.
What insights does comedian Chris Parker share during his segment?
Yeah, I mean, really, what crustaceans we've been. Some might say it's a bit niche. What we got there, I've got crustaceans for each of you. Now, just before you get to which crustaceans we've been based off the fiddler crab story. How did you become mystic much? Do you read cards? Oh, yes, true. I'm just interested as to where you see the future.
How it all came about.
How do Creech's Gladiator and Rog's Elton John performances compare?
Oh, well, just rubbing my crystal balls. Balls, balls. My balls. I've got a couple of crystal balls at home that I spend a lot of time with my hands on. And then it just comes to you. And you seem to get it right. Yeah, something comes to me. Okay, all right. Excellent.
What does Madeline Sami reveal about her role in Traitors?
Who's starting? Rog. Oh, you're first today. Well, I'm not last. That's good. You're the fiddler crystal ball.
We're done. Someone had to be done. Don't mug around.
What is the story behind the Throne For Your Home winner?
We're done. Someone had to be done. It is Rog.
Explain.
What are the key lessons learned from Creech's Friday Fizz segment?
Fiddler crabs. They have one claw that is much, much larger than the other. Like Rog's forearms after years of obsessive masturbation.
How is Harambe commemorated in this episode?
Straight to it. We're going. We're going. We're going straight up. We're going a bit ejacular. Straight up. Straight up this morning. Rog's wife, Lisa, also calls his hands the claws.
Oh.
And Roger's the fiddly crab because his crabs often have him fiddling with himself. I mean, do we need more? We do, because you're an ex, Bryce. Okay, what crustacean? What crustacean, Bryce, would be the Macropodia rastrata. Okay, what's that? The long-legged spider crab. I'll take that. That sounds kind of cool. These crustaceans have a disproportionately sized body compared to their long, spindly, thin legs. That's not nice. I'm really working on these. The long-legged spider crab will often appear fuzzy or hairy. This is due to the algae it applies to itself to aid in camouflage. Similar to how Bryce wears a hat to trick people into thinking, oh, maybe there's hair under there. Oh, this has gone bad.
Oh, man. Miles. Oh, you don't want to be last. Oh, maybe we do make Miles last.
Damn it. Yes.
Mel, you'd be the hermit crab. You live in a house big enough for one that you share with nobody.
That's perfect.
Hermit crabs, if unhappy with the size of their shells, will go out and get bigger ones. Nice. This is true. Hermit crabs have also been known to use plastic alternatives for a shell. Mel also uses plastic alternatives in lieu of a man. And they work. Oh, wow. And, yeah, Mel, we will finish with you. The crustacean you would be is the crayfish tail with charred fennel, daikon salad, crayfish mayonnaise, and herb beurre blanc. sounds wow that's what you can get from the fine dining restaurant in auckland uh fish for 98 dollars like a cooked crayfish your reddish pink on the outside with a soft white fleshy inside like the crayfish tail mentioned you're also overpriced That's it.
Very good, mate. Fantastic match. Well done, mate. Creech's Corner. Oh, Creech. Hey, Creech.
Hey, looking forward to seeing you in around about an hour, just over an hour's time.
Yeah.
For your big performance.
Yes, indeed. We've got the costumes all ready to rock. Gladiator today. Hi. Yeah, it is. I will be Maximus Decimus Meridius and Rog will be Commodus. The emperor. The whingy emperor.
Now, if you'd like to hear Rog be Borat as the emperor's role, by all means, it's our podcast. Text podcast to 3520. So you're going to relive that scene in about an hour's time. Yeah, yeah. You've got, we said before, you've got an Uber Eats issue. What's the problem there?
Well, yeah, look, I do enjoy it. And I especially enjoyed it when they did ding-dong deals and two-for-ones and all that sort of stuff. I like looking out for savings, and I love convenience. But on Sunday in particular, I had quite a pig fest.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What unique perspective does Mystic Mitch bring about crustaceans?
0:00β0:24
2
What are the highlights of the Alice In Chains anniversary celebration?
0:24β0:30
3
What insights does comedian Chris Parker share during his segment?
0:30β0:59
4
How do Creech's Gladiator and Rog's Elton John performances compare?
0:59β1:13
5
What does Madeline Sami reveal about her role in Traitors?
1:13β1:23
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What is the story behind the Throne For Your Home winner?
1:23β1:27
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What are the key lessons learned from Creech's Friday Fizz segment?
1:27β1:37
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How is Harambe commemorated in this episode?
1:37β51:13