Dalton

A man definitely fucking wrote that.

Oh.

Okay, do you want one more?

Yes.

Okay.

I won't read this one, but there was one called How to Steam the Lines Out of Your Face.

Okay.

And the last one, this is from a column called About Etiquette.

And this was funny because there is a segment that we do on a Wednesday called What Would You Do?

And one question that comes in a lot from you guys, from the community, is about bridesmaids and what to do.

And there was a question that's almost identical to a recent What Would You Do question that we got.

And I thought, what would the advice be in the 1800s?

I love that.

Okay, Dear Madam.

Also, this one's a little bit cut off at the side, so I'm going to have to make a little bit up.

Guess what the words are saying, yeah.

If a girl be invited to be a bridesmaid at a large wedding where there will be eight other bridesmaids and she cannot afford to buy the kind of dress that the others are going to wear, what would you advise her to do?

Literally exactly right.

Okay.

What a rather thought, how rather thoughtless of the bride to be, I think, to have chosen such an expensive style of dress for her attendance, especially since she should know the circumstances of her eight bridesmaids, who of course must be intimate friends.