Dan Docimo
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But like you get hit with lacrosse balls.
Because they're all throwing them at you.
Ideally, you get hit with lacrosse balls.
Some people can actually catch it with a stick, which is... Really?
No, so I'd be like covered in bruises all the time.
Yeah, like one time a teacher like pulled me aside and like asked me if I was... And I said, no, I'm the freshman goalie on the lacrosse team.
He said, oh, get out of here, you little shit.
He thought you were in trouble?
Yeah, he thought I was, you know, and yeah.
Right, and I was like, no, I'm just on the lacrosse team.
He was like, oh, and I was like, but I'll still, you know, I mean...
But if you want to be extra nice to me, that'd be fine.
Give me special treatment.
Wrote my first joke, I think, when I was, like, in second grade.