Dan Docimo

I was, like, serviceable.

I actually, like... Yeah, but I was not...

I was not great.

I maybe could have walked on in college because I was left-handed.

So I could have walked on and been the eighth string goalie that they only like shoot on in practice when they're about to play a team with a left-handed goalie.

So they could just sign up to be like hurt basically in practice and then hopefully get all the cool athlete gear.

But I was like, I mean, compared to anyone who actually can like

See a field in college That was terrible Yeah Yeah Did you When you were done Like did you You knew you were done At the end of Your season Senior year Yeah I had I had this one Like assistant coach Who

asked me one time like he was like do you have anyone coming to watch you and I was like what do you mean he's like oh like from schools and I said uh oh I'm going to Notre Dame and he goes don't play lacrosse he was like you know because he was like I don't know some local like D3 program might be able to help you like get in and I was like no I don't thank you coach I'm done with lacrosse and he was basically like good I was hoping you were good at something

Yeah, I did not.

I would film a couple of lacrosse games in college.

And I was not like, man, I wish I was.

How much better were they when you would?

Man, I wish I was getting hit right now.

At 100 miles an hour.

Are you allowed to?

Oh, it's your... Oh, oh, like checked?

Yeah.

You don't get checked very much at all unless you're asking for it.

Right.