Dan Le Batard

And I'm like, what the fuck?

Yeah, yeah.

Mine was just a really good nap.

And I was like halfway through my breakfast of two Entenmann's rich frosted chocolate donuts and a tall glass of milk.

And I was like, why are Wilbon and Kornheiser on?

Dave, that's never happened to you.

By the look of your face, I can tell it hasn't.

No, that's bizarre.

I mean, the closest thing I've had to that was once I was sitting in an airport at the gate waiting to board the flight, and I was on my laptop and doing it, waiting and waiting, when are we going to board?

And eventually I got immersed in whatever I was looking at online, and eventually I picked my head up.

I'm like, when are we boarding this, and where is everybody else?

And then I went up to the gate agent, and they said, that thing boarded like 20 minutes ago, and everybody –

is on there and the flight took off already.

And I said, how...

What the hell?

How did I completely miss the entire process of calling?

It's now your turn to get on the flight.

And the entire 45-minute long process somehow eluded me while I was sitting right there.

That's as close as I have to what you guys are talking about.

Sounds like all of you have issues with booze or otherwise.