Dan Le Batard

By the look of your face, I can tell it hasn't.

No, that's bizarre.

I mean, the closest thing I've had to that was once I was sitting in an airport at the gate waiting to board the flight, and I was on my laptop and doing it, waiting and waiting, when are we going to board?

And eventually I got immersed in whatever I was looking at online, and eventually I picked my head up.

I'm like, when are we boarding this, and where is everybody else?

And then I went up to the gate agent, and they said, that thing boarded like 20 minutes ago, and everybody –

is on there and the flight took off already.

And I said, how...

What the hell?

How did I completely miss the entire process of calling?

It's now your turn to get on the flight.

And the entire 45-minute long process somehow eluded me while I was sitting right there.

That's as close as I have to what you guys are talking about.

Sounds like all of you have issues with booze or otherwise.

So I was in high school.

I was in high school.

Also, why is Jesus sitting on your microphone?

Yeah.

He's my co-pilot always.

He's explained that to us before.