Dan Pfeiffer

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I set up a SimpliSafe home security system.

It gives incredible peace of mind.

You can set up really easily, and then the app is great.

The customer support is great.

And no drilling required for you either, right?

no drilling at all.

And so then let's say, you know, let's say you're married and you're like out on a business trip.

You want to know that like your family member is safe at home, able to, you know, relax, throw on a couple of, uh, giant double D fake boobies and, and talk to a friend without being afraid of a break in.

There it is.

You know, you don't want to be afraid of a break in when you're, when you're throwing around those big fake knockers.

You want to make sure the only thing knocking are those ta-tas.

I'm Dan Pfeiffer.