Dan Rankin (aka Trials)

We have this part in our show where it's somewhat of a choose-your-own-adventure, if you will.

We used to have a big spinning wheel behind us where we'd pull it down and, you know, you could win a prize and mostly it's all booby prizes.

You're going to get stitched up on stage in front of us and we're going to have a great time watching this.

And it would start with, usually, we would come out with a plate of Weet-Bix.

Sterling silver.

See, it's funny already.

Okay.

Just the audacity of Larry Emder holding a sterling silver plate in

Pact of Weet-Bix already.

Yep.

Big pyramid of this.

Come out, find a lovely two guests in the audience, bring them up, and then by the end of this song, the winner who has eaten the most of these Weet-Bix without a single touch of liquid wins.

So these are perfectly dry Weet-Bix, are they?

Perfectly dry humans, perfectly dry everything at this point.

Right, there's not a drop of milk in this silver bowl of Weet-Bix.

And I implore you, if you have one, if you're lucky enough to have a Weet-Bix right now, go and get it and eat one and let me know how that goes for you.

What kind of mess does that make on stage?

You can imagine confetti but more cardboard and salivary.

Partially ingested all over the stage, and I would usually be on that stage with no shoes on, so I had lots of that on my feet.

And Larry Emder is the best sport in the world for being the host and holder of the WePix.