Dan Rather
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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
So now we'll have competing theories.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Okay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
I think you need to screw into this pair.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Now, obviously, it's going to be very dangerous to try to get like a wine screw in.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
But if you could see it directly, if it was that dilated and you could get a wine opener in there, you could bear into it and then pull it out.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Well, you'd have to be real delicate screwing it in.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
So you can never got a wine screw in there.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
No way.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
You're a hero.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Do people cheer?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Now you're showing off.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
I bet his ass smelled wonderful.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
The clementine.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Well, you must have thought I should go up for a third time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
You did.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
You pull out a banana.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
It does unravel my original argument, I acknowledge.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
But why didn't he use a banana?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Like, if you're going fruit.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Amateur power.