Dan Rather

What was the location of that hernia?

What pray tell?

In his abdomen, not his rectum.

Also, we're clearly all thinking, for us, putting an enormous thing up our butt would be the first time, so it would be very memorable.

But you might be forgetting.

If you do this 20 times a month, all year, I guess, yeah, you might forget.

Tampons.

You would think, how on earth could you forget you have a tampon?

When you say opens him up, you dilate his asshole, or you've cut into him?

I was feeling mechanical.

A flathead or a Phillips head?

You guys are medical geniuses, but this is a very bad detective theory.

Ha ha.

Because you're giving a lot of benefit of the doubt, I have to say.

Also, there's a lot of places to hide a screwdriver before we go rectal.

You called the right person.

It was a thousand percent sexual because the whole addictive quality to meth is once you pair it with sex, it's turboed.

So definitely he was on meth banging his prostate.

I mean, there's just no question.

Well, I mean, did you give him a tetanus shot?