Dan Riskin

I can take it now, but sometimes I feel like friends come over and I will not get honest feedback.

hmm i'm like oh i definitely over salted that it's fine i've cooked for you 20 times it's like the 50th time i've had a dinner party this year it's fine i'm okay like was it too salty and people will just be like no uh well miranda will tell me the truth what's the pizza i made for you was there any room for improvement no god no i've been dreaming about it ever since it was timing you you wanted to get out of there earlier than you did

Oh yeah.

Miranda's good at Jeopardy, huh?

You swept like an evolutionary biology category.

Oh, what a coincidence this episode's on, eh, guys?

You weren't doing that well.

Like, Miranda, obviously, she was winning.

I think I might have been doing as good, maybe a little better than you, but not because I'm smarter, just because I watch Jeopardy all the time, so I kind of get the idioms, and I get the context clues a little quicker than I used to.

But then this evolutionary biology category comes up, and you start answering them, and every time you get them right before us, you turn around, you're like, sucker, you idiot!

Or like, I made a guess, you're like, wrong, idiot!

Yeah.

Yeah, and you were screaming at the contestants when they got it wrong.

Oh, I yelled at them.

You idiot!

You idiot!

You got a little overly competitive.

It gave me great joy watching you scream at everyone, probably only contestants, but how stupid they were.

Well, that one contestant.

They, like, got something wrong about birds.