Dan Savage
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Thank you for doing this indecent thing at a decent hour. Nobody resents sex sounds in a hotel room. At 10 p.m., everybody hates the loud fuckers in hotels when people are trying to do that other thing that people do in hotels, which is sleep. But you're one of the sex club. Okay, well, you got used to it in a hotel.
Thank you for doing this indecent thing at a decent hour. Nobody resents sex sounds in a hotel room. At 10 p.m., everybody hates the loud fuckers in hotels when people are trying to do that other thing that people do in hotels, which is sleep. But you're one of the sex club. Okay, well, you got used to it in a hotel.
You learn to stop worrying about what other people in other rooms or walking down the hall several floors away might hear or overhear or think. And all they're going to think is I'm in a hotel and it's a building full of beds and some people are fucking in those beds and Clearly there are two people fucking in the bed behind that door. You got used to it. You got over it.
You learn to stop worrying about what other people in other rooms or walking down the hall several floors away might hear or overhear or think. And all they're going to think is I'm in a hotel and it's a building full of beds and some people are fucking in those beds and Clearly there are two people fucking in the bed behind that door. You got used to it. You got over it.
You can do that in a sex club too. And who knows? Maybe you bring this loud, loud American woman and her copulatory vocalizations to a sex club in London and these other people there, all the other primates there, will... Maybe judge. Maybe they'll be shocked. Maybe there'll be some side eye. Or maybe she'll inspire other primates in the club to just go ahead and scream their heads off too.
You can do that in a sex club too. And who knows? Maybe you bring this loud, loud American woman and her copulatory vocalizations to a sex club in London and these other people there, all the other primates there, will... Maybe judge. Maybe they'll be shocked. Maybe there'll be some side eye. Or maybe she'll inspire other primates in the club to just go ahead and scream their heads off too.
Because however loud they get, they'll probably not be as loud as her. So you disinhibited fucking this woman in hotel rooms. You can disinhibit fucking this woman in a sex club. And if you have a problem with it, if anybody has a problem with it, just go to the DJ and ask him to play.
Because however loud they get, they'll probably not be as loud as her. So you disinhibited fucking this woman in hotel rooms. You can disinhibit fucking this woman in a sex club. And if you have a problem with it, if anybody has a problem with it, just go to the DJ and ask him to play.
You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love from Avenue Q, because ultimately every answer we need for every interpersonal human conflict, sexual and otherwise can be found in the American musical theater. This episode is brought to you by Blueland.
You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love from Avenue Q, because ultimately every answer we need for every interpersonal human conflict, sexual and otherwise can be found in the American musical theater. This episode is brought to you by Blueland.
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