Dan Savage

This doesn't happen if you are good to go, cleaned out, if you douched and you douched really well, or if you're just, you know, you're regular and you know when you're empty and good to go, which worked for most of us most of the time before everybody started douching about 10 minutes ago. And also, you don't have to go deep.

This doesn't happen if you are good to go, cleaned out, if you douched and you douched really well, or if you're just, you know, you're regular and you know when you're empty and good to go, which worked for most of us most of the time before everybody started douching about 10 minutes ago. And also, you don't have to go deep.

You can feast without pushing your tongue into the butt as far as it can possibly go. You can just lick the sphincters.

You can feast without pushing your tongue into the butt as far as it can possibly go. You can just lick the sphincters.

You can lick the outside, which is so unjarring that a lot of people who are performing cunnilingus or licking balls, licking taint, have done it by accident without realizing it and only found out later when they talked to the person who's ass they accidentally licked that they licked their ass. It's not like, ah, you touched a butt with your tongue and your tongue bursts into flames or anything.

You can lick the outside, which is so unjarring that a lot of people who are performing cunnilingus or licking balls, licking taint, have done it by accident without realizing it and only found out later when they talked to the person who's ass they accidentally licked that they licked their ass. It's not like, ah, you touched a butt with your tongue and your tongue bursts into flames or anything.

So if you're tempted to feast on the ass for the first time on this feast of the ass, please do feast on the ass, but make it a clean ass. And caller, I am sorry to have burdened you with that book learning of mine. But if I had to read that, I'm sorry to say you had to hear that. And that could be an explanation.

So if you're tempted to feast on the ass for the first time on this feast of the ass, please do feast on the ass, but make it a clean ass. And caller, I am sorry to have burdened you with that book learning of mine. But if I had to read that, I'm sorry to say you had to hear that. And that could be an explanation.

So spend a little bit more time in the shower, cleaning out when you're going to do butt stuff, including deep rimming.

So spend a little bit more time in the shower, cleaning out when you're going to do butt stuff, including deep rimming.

You're looking at that dick pic that you spotted on her phone, that pic of a guy with a limp dick, with 20-20 hindsight. You now know what that pic meant. So, no, no, you weren't wrong not to just leave at the sight of that dick pic. There are lots of good reasons somebody who wasn't

You're looking at that dick pic that you spotted on her phone, that pic of a guy with a limp dick, with 20-20 hindsight. You now know what that pic meant. So, no, no, you weren't wrong not to just leave at the sight of that dick pic. There are lots of good reasons somebody who wasn't

lying to the degree and the extent that this woman had been lying to you for four years might have a rando's dick pic on her phone or his phone or a rando rack pic on his phone or her phone could be something from the spank bank could be a hot ex they could be flirting with somebody without any intent of ever meeting up with them and just kind of

lying to the degree and the extent that this woman had been lying to you for four years might have a rando's dick pic on her phone or his phone or a rando rack pic on his phone or her phone could be something from the spank bank could be a hot ex they could be flirting with somebody without any intent of ever meeting up with them and just kind of

Some people would call this micro-cheating or micro-infidelity. Just swapping a few dirty pics to feel affirmed and sexy and goosed and charged up, and it's not something that most people would particularly want to know their partners were engaged in, but might, in some roundabout way... Ignorance is bliss. Benefit from their partners engaging in.

Some people would call this micro-cheating or micro-infidelity. Just swapping a few dirty pics to feel affirmed and sexy and goosed and charged up, and it's not something that most people would particularly want to know their partners were engaged in, but might, in some roundabout way... Ignorance is bliss. Benefit from their partners engaging in.

Somebody else affirms your partner, tells them they're hot, tells them they're sexy, swaps a couple of dirty pics with them. Your partner who's made a monogamous commitment to you honors that monogamous commitment and comes home all horny and pivots to you and they're attracted to you. It's not like they're staring at that dirty pic that somebody sent them on their phone while they're fucking you.

Somebody else affirms your partner, tells them they're hot, tells them they're sexy, swaps a couple of dirty pics with them. Your partner who's made a monogamous commitment to you honors that monogamous commitment and comes home all horny and pivots to you and they're attracted to you. It's not like they're staring at that dirty pic that somebody sent them on their phone while they're fucking you.

They're fucking the shit out of you. And this stranger, this thotty, this hottie on the internet is

They're fucking the shit out of you. And this stranger, this thotty, this hottie on the internet is