Dan Soder
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But I had to deliver sandwiches for them.
The Chinese mind.
Before I started working at the Canary.
And you go, it's laced.
I wouldn't eat it.
But I would deliver sandwiches, but I'd also have to make them.
And then I would get off work and go to parties and be in my silver mine subs.
Fucking uni.
I'll tell you what's worse.
Delivering subs to the hot girl dorm where all the cool kids live.
And they're like, well, do you go to U of A?
And you're like, yes, I'm a sophomore.
Can I please fuck you?
Because the only reason I'm a delivery driver is that this will work out in some sort of porn thing.
No one talks about that.
Working in college is embarrassing.
Because hot girls.
Because they're not getting hit on, by the way, by rich kids that have to have jobs.