Dan Soder

It's garbage plates.

As you go, don't bring that.

That's like, your dick is out.

Rochester's like, I'm fucking nuts.

By the way, if you get crazy high, a garbage plate is...

art yeah what is it explain it's just like um it's it's basically a kfc bowl it's just a but it's normally macaroni like cold macaroni but people just throw whatever and it's like hamburger patty and it's chili yeah but then there's a white what is the white is that ranch i don't know look up what a garbage plate is it's just so we know the exact details i love it

It is absolutely detective single dad food.

If you're alone eating it with a gun holster on and a wife beater, and you just hear the guitar riff of Lethal Weapon, and you're just like, oh, fuck.

All right, here's the ingredients of a garbage plate.

It is a base of macaroni salad and home fries or French fries topped with two proteins, usually cheeseburgers or hot dogs, and covered in a spicy meat-based hot sauce, raw onions, and mustard.

No.

Eat that and then get all the pussy.

That's the opposite of the Mediterranean diet.

Whatever people are wearing in linen pants to fuck, shirtless dudes in linen pants that can show their wean bulge are not eating that.

But boys in thick jeans and sturdy hoodies?

That's the giving up meal.

I love it.

You get me like a big ginger ale and a fucking... I mean, I'm talking about big old doinks.

I'm smoking big old doinks if I'm eating a garbage plate.

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