Dan Soder

Yeah, when you distill liquor, it's called the head.

Like, the first part of it is methanol, and you get rid of it.

Sure.

And it's the stuff in the middle of the distillation process that you drink.

Sure.

So you get rid of the head and the tail.

But the head, you really have to get rid of.

You can drink the tail, but it doesn't taste good.

Yeah, you got to get rid of the methanol.

You're going for the sweet, sweet ethanol.

The British judges are still rocking those fucking wigs.

Why do they rock those fucking wigs?

And you know that the British judges, they study in the city of London, which isn't London.

It's a miniature city within the middle of London that has secret societies and weird, that's where those judges study and they get those fucking wigs.

They look like those sheep that like, you know the sheep in New Zealand that get lost for five years and come back and they're all dreadlocked.

Rasta sheep.

Rasta sheep.

Don't you get lonely on the road?

Yeah, all the time.

The road I feel like is isolating.