Dan Soder

It's very excellent.

Especially when I'm in like Des Moines or like corn country.

Because that's you and a buddy.

You got to bring a friend to open.

He was stinking up my algorithm for a long time because it looks like... I'm just watching Puerto Rican thickies try out their new bikinis.

And I'm watching a guy go like this.

I grab your phone.

I'm like, I guess I'll jerk off to this.

Hammered, syphilis.

So they reeked.

horse shit everywhere new york city horse shits everywhere people that complain now about new york city you go imagine during 1770 everybody's breath like whiskey breath dead teeth horse shit they're where they're sweaty the canarsie indians would pay people in like clams and oysters and shit so there's like fucking old you know when they have a sack you know how like uh you know how it's

If you go back, you would just get out and be like, yeah, dinosaurs are keeping it moving like before agriculture.

humans, dinosaurs, everybody's keeping it moving.

So you're like shitting, but then you keep it going.

There's no like city center.

You're nomadic, so you just like move on from the shit.

Like when you're walking through the woods and you see fucking deer shit or bear shit, you're not like, I mean, if you put your nose in, it's gonna stink, but you're like, yeah, you know, keep it moving.

Yeah, it's when we started getting stationary, like after like agriculture was invented.

That's when diseases spring up.

because it was just before that's agriculture because really you read uh guns germs and steel started it everybody i haven't even been able to yeah like everybody fucking sat still and pigs and cows were wallowing in shit yeah people were started fucking their sheeps and getting fucking it's true like pox all the pox small pox and all the dudes was all from cows yeah