Dan Soder
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
But to fit the mask, we have this app and it's just like a photo app.
And they're like, your size small.
And I was like, I've never heard that ever about my head size.
So they sent me a small mask and it just like was like my mouth and my nose.
And I was like, well, this has got to be wrong.
And I went into the doctor.
The doctor was like, you need an extra large mask.
And you're like, well, you're stupid little fucking app.
So I almost gave up on him after that.
I was like, these people, this is all this is all fake science.
I'm back on sugar, baby.
Staying up all night.
That's a person that either doesn't have taste buds or is looking to die.
That's the only reason that's acceptable.
That's like a fear factor thing.
You like a chunky drink.
Okay, as a dessert, you know what?
Here's the deal.
If we're at the Christmas party and I'm eating a cookie and I got a little thing of cold nog, great.