Dan Soder

Yeah, you do. In the hotel room. You're goddamn right. How do you fucking know? Are you a secret sweetie? I'm out in the open with it.

Brother, I live it. It's Easter season. So I'm in knee deep in the shit. They're doing jelly beans. I just picked up two bags of jelly beans. Didn't even mean to. What? Wow. Because you got Jolly Rancher. It's Easter season, so everyone's doing their jelly bean. I got Jolly Rancher and Airhead jelly beans. Wow.

Brother, I live it. It's Easter season. So I'm in knee deep in the shit. They're doing jelly beans. I just picked up two bags of jelly beans. Didn't even mean to. What? Wow. Because you got Jolly Rancher. It's Easter season, so everyone's doing their jelly bean. I got Jolly Rancher and Airhead jelly beans. Wow.

Brother, I live it. It's Easter season. So I'm in knee deep in the shit. They're doing jelly beans. I just picked up two bags of jelly beans. Didn't even mean to. What? Wow. Because you got Jolly Rancher. It's Easter season, so everyone's doing their jelly bean. I got Jolly Rancher and Airhead jelly beans. Wow.

Yeah, because you drink. You're getting all your sugar through the booze. When you cut it, that's when you want that. That's what it is.

Yeah, because you drink. You're getting all your sugar through the booze. When you cut it, that's when you want that. That's what it is.

Yeah, because you drink. You're getting all your sugar through the booze. When you cut it, that's when you want that. That's what it is.

I didn't give a shit about sweets when I drank.

I didn't give a shit about sweets when I drank.

I didn't give a shit about sweets when I drank.

Took down a mini bag of Cadbury eggs.

Took down a mini bag of Cadbury eggs.

Took down a mini bag of Cadbury eggs.

Just fucking landed and thought, why not?

Just fucking landed and thought, why not?

Just fucking landed and thought, why not?

I can't think of something that is more opposite of who I am as a human being. No, I'm saying you won't like it. I have never seen just an insane miss like that. You have zero working knowledge of me as a human being. I know. If you think I'm anywhere close, I have dressed the same like I'm moving since I was 12 years old. Yeah. You don't understand what I'm saying to you, Dan. He's a labor baby.

I can't think of something that is more opposite of who I am as a human being. No, I'm saying you won't like it. I have never seen just an insane miss like that. You have zero working knowledge of me as a human being. I know. If you think I'm anywhere close, I have dressed the same like I'm moving since I was 12 years old. Yeah. You don't understand what I'm saying to you, Dan. He's a labor baby.

I can't think of something that is more opposite of who I am as a human being. No, I'm saying you won't like it. I have never seen just an insane miss like that. You have zero working knowledge of me as a human being. I know. If you think I'm anywhere close, I have dressed the same like I'm moving since I was 12 years old. Yeah. You don't understand what I'm saying to you, Dan. He's a labor baby.

I would never wear rings. I can't wear a watch. No, he's a labor baby. I have thin wrists. This is information I was not privy to. Well, guess what, brother? Before you diagnose, take a look at the x-ray. I'm sitting right here. I'm a kind of doctor where I don't look at the x-ray. I'm a diagnoser. You go, it's cancer. And they go, is it?