Dan Soder

I would never wear rings. I can't wear a watch. No, he's a labor baby. I have thin wrists. This is information I was not privy to. Well, guess what, brother? Before you diagnose, take a look at the x-ray. I'm sitting right here. I'm a kind of doctor where I don't look at the x-ray. I'm a diagnoser. You go, it's cancer. And they go, is it?

I would never wear rings. I can't wear a watch. No, he's a labor baby. I have thin wrists. This is information I was not privy to. Well, guess what, brother? Before you diagnose, take a look at the x-ray. I'm sitting right here. I'm a kind of doctor where I don't look at the x-ray. I'm a diagnoser. You go, it's cancer. And they go, is it?

I would be getting in trouble for being funny.

I would be getting in trouble for being funny.

I would be getting in trouble for being funny.

Somewhere where I'd have to be somewhat serious, I would be getting in trouble for trying to be fun.

Somewhere where I'd have to be somewhat serious, I would be getting in trouble for trying to be fun.

Somewhere where I'd have to be somewhat serious, I would be getting in trouble for trying to be fun.

Honestly, that's way close. You put me on the mic for the fucking flying Giuseppis or whoever, whoever's in sequins going flips in the air, and I get to build a tent? Yeah, he killed it. And then I make a mistake. Yeah. And then a couple families.

Honestly, that's way close. You put me on the mic for the fucking flying Giuseppis or whoever, whoever's in sequins going flips in the air, and I get to build a tent? Yeah, he killed it. And then I make a mistake. Yeah. And then a couple families.

Honestly, that's way close. You put me on the mic for the fucking flying Giuseppis or whoever, whoever's in sequins going flips in the air, and I get to build a tent? Yeah, he killed it. And then I make a mistake. Yeah. And then a couple families.

If I got my four roses, you know, my little flask of whiskey and my traveling jacket. Fuck.

If I got my four roses, you know, my little flask of whiskey and my traveling jacket. Fuck.

If I got my four roses, you know, my little flask of whiskey and my traveling jacket. Fuck.

You underestimate Shane. Yeah. I knew him before. So he was deep in hot chicks before? Before he got bit by the radioactive spider and he became Shane man. Okay. Dude, he's charming. He's low-key a cutie pie.

You underestimate Shane. Yeah. I knew him before. So he was deep in hot chicks before? Before he got bit by the radioactive spider and he became Shane man. Okay. Dude, he's charming. He's low-key a cutie pie.

You underestimate Shane. Yeah. I knew him before. So he was deep in hot chicks before? Before he got bit by the radioactive spider and he became Shane man. Okay. Dude, he's charming. He's low-key a cutie pie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.