Dan Soder

Me and my friends went to, all my friends I grew up with, we went to a trip all together for my friend's 30th birthday. So I was still like 29. Everyone's 29 or 30. And we go to Miami. And we went to like the Fountain Blue.

Me and my friends went to, all my friends I grew up with, we went to a trip all together for my friend's 30th birthday. So I was still like 29. Everyone's 29 or 30. And we go to Miami. And we went to like the Fountain Blue.

Me and my friends went to, all my friends I grew up with, we went to a trip all together for my friend's 30th birthday. So I was still like 29. Everyone's 29 or 30. And we go to Miami. And we went to like the Fountain Blue.

And they like waited in line. And there were, I think, eight of us. You go to the pool or the club? Well, everyone's trying to go to the club. Live.

And they like waited in line. And there were, I think, eight of us. You go to the pool or the club? Well, everyone's trying to go to the club. Live.

And they like waited in line. And there were, I think, eight of us. You go to the pool or the club? Well, everyone's trying to go to the club. Live.

You're a promoter. He's like, do you got two girls you can bring with? I can get you in. But we all waited in line like chumps. And then they were like, we can have six of you go in. And there was eight of us. And I just turned to my friend Zach, who also is now sober. He works the steps. I turned to him and I was like, let's just go to the club. We'll wait for you guys.

You're a promoter. He's like, do you got two girls you can bring with? I can get you in. But we all waited in line like chumps. And then they were like, we can have six of you go in. And there was eight of us. And I just turned to my friend Zach, who also is now sober. He works the steps. I turned to him and I was like, let's just go to the club. We'll wait for you guys.

You're a promoter. He's like, do you got two girls you can bring with? I can get you in. But we all waited in line like chumps. And then they were like, we can have six of you go in. And there was eight of us. And I just turned to my friend Zach, who also is now sober. He works the steps. I turned to him and I was like, let's just go to the club. We'll wait for you guys.

We'll go to the hotel bar and drink, and we just went and got blackout drunk while they went to the club. We just sat there drinking like off-duty cops. That's what I would rather do.

We'll go to the hotel bar and drink, and we just went and got blackout drunk while they went to the club. We just sat there drinking like off-duty cops. That's what I would rather do.

We'll go to the hotel bar and drink, and we just went and got blackout drunk while they went to the club. We just sat there drinking like off-duty cops. That's what I would rather do.

It's fucking dance time for the ladies. The broads are in there showing off. They want to shake their tail feather. We're going to be sitting here getting down to business. I got so drunk I almost threw up taking a shot. That's how drunk I got.

It's fucking dance time for the ladies. The broads are in there showing off. They want to shake their tail feather. We're going to be sitting here getting down to business. I got so drunk I almost threw up taking a shot. That's how drunk I got.

It's fucking dance time for the ladies. The broads are in there showing off. They want to shake their tail feather. We're going to be sitting here getting down to business. I got so drunk I almost threw up taking a shot. That's how drunk I got.

I did a similar thing at Playwrights across the street from Caroline's. I was drinking with Che. I was already drunk, showed up. Che bought me. I bought a Guinness and a shot of Jameson. Double shot. Took it.

I did a similar thing at Playwrights across the street from Caroline's. I was drinking with Che. I was already drunk, showed up. Che bought me. I bought a Guinness and a shot of Jameson. Double shot. Took it.

I did a similar thing at Playwrights across the street from Caroline's. I was drinking with Che. I was already drunk, showed up. Che bought me. I bought a Guinness and a shot of Jameson. Double shot. Took it.

felt it coming back up, just casually walked away, walked downstairs, like almost threw the throw up in the toilet, where I was like, bam, like that, came right back upstairs and drank my beer.

felt it coming back up, just casually walked away, walked downstairs, like almost threw the throw up in the toilet, where I was like, bam, like that, came right back upstairs and drank my beer.