Chapter 1: What exciting announcement is made at the beginning?
Gang, breaking news from here at Antony's. We are about to drop the Are You Garbage comedy special.
Chapter 2: What can listeners expect from the Are You Garbage comedy special?
Yeah, it's a special we shot on the Route 66 tour. It includes comedy from each city, a bunch of behind the scenes on the bus. I'm talking beers, heaters, someone shits their pants. It's a whole thing. Are You Garbage YouTube page. Sign up, subscribe now. Live from here, February 25th. Let's go.
Chapter 3: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we found that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition.
She's out in the garage shining up the spinners. Okay. Getting ready. All right. Thought that was going to hit a little harder.
You got to go back to the writers room.
Chapter 4: What hilarious stories do the comedians share about music?
What do you mean? That's in the Patreon. That's diaper rifles over there on Patreon. I thought that was going to kill, but it didn't. But here we are. No more taking sips when I'm hitting my punchlines. I didn't know that was a punchline. I thought it was more of a short story. Sweeten that up a little bit, Lee. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman and a tough laugh, let me tell you. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, everybody? Shout out to you. First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube and now Spotify. We got a full video available on Spotify over there. I don't know how to find it, how to watch it, but it's over there, I've been told. And the boys are on tour. Shows are selling out.
We're adding second shows, but get your tickets now. We're running through the Midwest, Pontiac, Minneapolis, Indy. Show at it, Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas. We just had a little pop-up showing us something. Get those tickets. The boys are out there. We'll see you on the road.
And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today. He's family at this point. He's one of your favorites, one of our favorites. You can hear him every week on his amazing podcast, Soder. Give it up for the one, the only, Dan Soder.
Sweet intro, boys.
A true swordsman.
A comic. I'm giving you cross paws because I feel comfortable. Like a golden retriever by a fire. You get cross paws to start the show.
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Chapter 5: How do the comedians feel about their college days and jam sessions?
Oh, he likes us. Yeah. I start scratching your ear.
He's relaxed. I might show my belly to show you I feel completely safe. Oh, Dan, big stretch. He's most comfortable. Yeah, dude, good to be back.
You're not a watch guy, are you?
No.
I have two thinner wrists. Is that what it is? Yeah. You think you have thin wrists?
You're a man's man. Who told you that? Look at that. Look at that. There's some space in there.
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Chapter 6: What are the funniest moments from the podcast?
Or maybe you just got long fingies.
I think, yeah, I'm spindly. You do have long fingers. You never played the piano or guitar or nothing? Never. No bass? Tried, dude. I would have fucking killed. Come on. I also only, I know I'd be good at the bass because I know how to move while playing the bass, which is this.
That's what it's all about. It's all rock. You need a good bebop going. Just one to two.
How about a head nod to the drummer? There you go. What's up? Yeah. Say something about after the show.
And I'm very, the way my face is, I could probably play stand-up bass with a hat. Uh-huh. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. I was just spinning it.
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Chapter 7: What insights do the comedians share about their favorite bands?
I always thought that was just a cello. Really?
I'm not sure of the difference. Yeah. If I have to be honest with you. Aren't they all just violins? I guess. I mean, to me, yeah. Aren't we all just violins? Yeah. I never, but I don't have musical talent, so. Nothing. Nothing. Either one of you guys?
Play the guitar a little bit.
Oh. Would you pay him to do this? I pick a banjo.
Have you ever played a song for a lady?
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Chapter 8: What are the challenges of being a comedian in the industry?
Uh, yeah. Uh, I don't know, have you heard Sunny Day by any chance?
Did you, did you, you've gotten pussy from playing the guitar?
I wouldn't say. He's got a couple of dicks from it.
Just a guy that goes, is this weird if I say I want you? Hey, I never heard anyone do Wonderwall like that. Can I suck your cock?
I want to suck you off, dude. No, definitely some jam sessions in the fraternity house.
Oh, man. You guys were locked in, huh?
Oh.
That's my kind of pumpkins right there. Little pumpkins. If you're walking by that frat house, you go, you hear those queers? Yeah.
You're the first couple chords that come as you are. Must be the accounting frat.
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