Dan Soder
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Price of eggs comes down. Woo.
Price of eggs comes down. Woo.
Price of eggs comes down. Woo.
It's just like... Gotta go to Fifth Avenue to buy them. Gotta get a dealer.
It's just like... Gotta go to Fifth Avenue to buy them. Gotta get a dealer.
It's just like... Gotta go to Fifth Avenue to buy them. Gotta get a dealer.
I'm buying them off of Hasid on 47th Street. He's like, these are real eggs. Real eggs. Right through my chicken. Wanna see it? Hold it. You can't leave the store. Look at that. That's a real egg. And you go, oh, fuck.
I'm buying them off of Hasid on 47th Street. He's like, these are real eggs. Real eggs. Right through my chicken. Wanna see it? Hold it. You can't leave the store. Look at that. That's a real egg. And you go, oh, fuck.
I'm buying them off of Hasid on 47th Street. He's like, these are real eggs. Real eggs. Right through my chicken. Wanna see it? Hold it. You can't leave the store. Look at that. That's a real egg. And you go, oh, fuck.
You son of a bitch. This is from a pigeon. I wouldn't sell you a pigeon's eggs. It's speckled. Come on. Look at that. It's a robin's egg. Don't you love those around Easter? When your guy comes back.
You son of a bitch. This is from a pigeon. I wouldn't sell you a pigeon's eggs. It's speckled. Come on. Look at that. It's a robin's egg. Don't you love those around Easter? When your guy comes back.
You son of a bitch. This is from a pigeon. I wouldn't sell you a pigeon's eggs. It's speckled. Come on. Look at that. It's a robin's egg. Don't you love those around Easter? When your guy comes back.
You son of a bitch. These are a Cadbury tiny egg.
You son of a bitch. These are a Cadbury tiny egg.
You son of a bitch. These are a Cadbury tiny egg.
You should be going to the roller rink. Agreed. But there's nothing more badass than breaking a woman's heart and then rolling away backwards. There you go. So I guess that's it for us.
You should be going to the roller rink. Agreed. But there's nothing more badass than breaking a woman's heart and then rolling away backwards. There you go. So I guess that's it for us.
You should be going to the roller rink. Agreed. But there's nothing more badass than breaking a woman's heart and then rolling away backwards. There you go. So I guess that's it for us.
Take her shoes.
Take her shoes.