Dan Soder

Fireworks. There you go. Fireworks. Made out twice. I went back to her house. Fireworks.

And then she was like, I told my boyfriend. I'm staying with him.

And then she was like, I told my boyfriend. I'm staying with him.

And then she was like, I told my boyfriend. I'm staying with him.

That kind of thing. I was like, huh? You know what you're doing? No, no, no. I think you meant we're in love. And she goes, no, no, no. I'm staying with him. I told him about you. He hates you. All of his friends are gunning for you now. And you're like... He slid the mixtape back into your pocket.

That kind of thing. I was like, huh? You know what you're doing? No, no, no. I think you meant we're in love. And she goes, no, no, no. I'm staying with him. I told him about you. He hates you. All of his friends are gunning for you now. And you're like... He slid the mixtape back into your pocket.

That kind of thing. I was like, huh? You know what you're doing? No, no, no. I think you meant we're in love. And she goes, no, no, no. I'm staying with him. I told him about you. He hates you. All of his friends are gunning for you now. And you're like... He slid the mixtape back into your pocket.

Yeah, I probably could have. Push comes to shove. I probably would have. I didn't want to. I felt bad.

Yeah, I probably could have. Push comes to shove. I probably would have. I didn't want to. I felt bad.

Yeah, I probably could have. Push comes to shove. I probably would have. I didn't want to. I felt bad.

His boys were smoking Newports. I could have punched him in the chest and shattered their lungs. I wasn't afraid of them. But I felt bad. I felt genuinely bad for him.

His boys were smoking Newports. I could have punched him in the chest and shattered their lungs. I wasn't afraid of them. But I felt bad. I felt genuinely bad for him.

His boys were smoking Newports. I could have punched him in the chest and shattered their lungs. I wasn't afraid of them. But I felt bad. I felt genuinely bad for him.

Did he confront you? No, never spoke to me. Never spoke to me again.

Did he confront you? No, never spoke to me. Never spoke to me again.

Did he confront you? No, never spoke to me. Never spoke to me again.

We had 3,000 kids in our high school. Damn. You didn't have to see anybody you didn't want to see. No kidding. Blend in. I was so heartbroken that I drank two... Two pint glasses of Absolute Citron from my mom's liquor cabinet. That's going to be a heartbreak. Everybody had that. With Pepsi.

We had 3,000 kids in our high school. Damn. You didn't have to see anybody you didn't want to see. No kidding. Blend in. I was so heartbroken that I drank two... Two pint glasses of Absolute Citron from my mom's liquor cabinet. That's going to be a heartbreak. Everybody had that. With Pepsi.

We had 3,000 kids in our high school. Damn. You didn't have to see anybody you didn't want to see. No kidding. Blend in. I was so heartbroken that I drank two... Two pint glasses of Absolute Citron from my mom's liquor cabinet. That's going to be a heartbreak. Everybody had that. With Pepsi.

Pepsi with a lemon. Sounds very refreshing. Oh, man, I'm so glad I get to take you guys back to 2001 Aurora, Colorado, in my garage, in the Dodge Strat-Ass, my car. Absolute Soder. Absolute Soder. And I would do, so I'd take this, I'd take from Papa, there was the, I remember the pint glass was from Papa Do's, the restaurant in Denver.