Dan Soder
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I delivered pizzas.
A woman answered the door one time in a towel, and I was like, I don't know if I can get it up.
I was like 16.
I felt the weight of pressure.
I was like, fuck, I don't know, dude.
But I remember that, like feeling like, oh, it's happening.
And she didn't.
She went like, hold on real quick.
I got to write a check and shut the door and wrote a check for a pizza.
And then gave it to me, and I was like, I'm going to jerk off for this.
I'm just letting you know I'm going to jerk off to my car to this.
I was young enough in high school that credit cards were a problem.
So people weren't calling in with credit cards.
They were calling with cash or checks.
And I'd be like, hey, we're only accepting cash right now.
This is very illegal.
But I worked for a place and they were in a chain.
I think they got bought out by a chain.
You can find it on another podcast.