Dan Soder

If I said his name, you'd know it.

And this was when Katie was getting famous on Garbage Time before she moved to ESPN, and he was like, you should do stand-up.

She was like, no.

i love stand-up she's like no way i can't do it i don't have the time to go do it every night he goes you don't have to do that every night you'll sell tickets yeah and it was like oh they're they're pretty open about it yeah they go no i'll just make you a lot of money and then there's just i mean i can name six people off top of my head right now which again if you see me live see sean and i february 28th i'll give you i'll give you the list

That's always my rule.

I'm not going to keep secrets from these people, but I'm not going to put it out there where it can be clipped and misused.

Yeah.

You ask me, we run into each other.

I remember that.

Come here.

And they go, that, and I go, that's who, that's who it was.

And they go, huh?

Next person.

Hey, nice to meet you.

What's your question?

go to service me it's it's half shit talking yeah because like i don't do meet and greets because i think it's weird uh maddie healy from the from 1979 is five thank you i'm old 1975 i signed an interview with him and he was like yeah meet and greets are weird to me why would you meet a fan and have him he's like next time you do a meet and greet make them pay you when you meet him

Because they're paying to do it.

So the next time you do a meet and greet, have them hand you $100 and feel how fucking weird that feels.

That's why I don't do meet and greets.

It's like if we bump into each other backstage, behind the theater, going into the theater, at the fucking coffee shop the next day, fuck yeah, say what's up, take a picture.