Dan Soder

I would love that.

I would absolutely love that.

I understand that.

If I'm outside smoking a joint and you're walking back through the alley to go home,

grab a fucking picture.

Yeah.

Ask me the name that I wouldn't say on the podcast, but I'm not going to stand in a line and take your money just to go like, Hey, how are you?

Well, there is just a point of like, what am I going to give back?

Is it going to be a phony, hollow?

Yeah, because there's so many people.

It's starting to feel like that way after a little bit when there's so many people and you're done with the show that you're like, hey, hi, how are you?

But also, I fucking love these people.

The people that come out to my shows, we're hanging out.

I'm doing an hour of my jokes.

I hope you like it.

That's the whole agreement.

You buy a ticket, I'm gonna try my best to make you laugh the hardest.

And if it doesn't work, like when people don't like my standup, I'm like, dude, you got a lot of options.

Thanks for trying me.

I genuinely feel that way.