Dan Soder

I'm like, thanks for even trying me out.

Maybe five or 10 years down the road it works, but like...

No one's 100% on anything.

Also, I remember being so insecure of going like...

what can you not handle my jokes no they can handle them just fine they just don't like them uh-huh and that's fine and like people get up and leave or whatever people get mad yeah it's always weird to me when someone uh gets mad about a joke because i go i don't i think you think i think you got other stuff going on a hundred percent trying to joke around

We need to start acknowledging that people have shit going on in their life and that it spills over a lot of the time.

But like, I remember I was at the Addison improv, which is a fantastic club.

And I had this throwaway joke about like,

um guns and i was just like oh yeah uh you'll never give up your gun like you'll give your guns up to the army because you love the army they're like professional guns it's like you would give your football up to tom brady if you came to your house like give me your football and you're like yeah dude will you sign it can i take a picture with it with you you know like can i have it back if you sign it and it was like this fucking it wasn't even like

It wasn't a like, this is fucking... It was just like, I think it's funny because it is this.

And this fucking guy was like, fuck this.

Give me my check.

Fuck this shit.

And you're like, buddy.

Yeah.

What's going on?

I was talking about my dog being fat no less than three minutes later.

So I wasn't harping on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just a throwaway joke.