Dana Carvey
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Podcast Appearances
I always see them beating up teachers, but...
these kids today so this guy i heard this story this this there was a school shooter and the guy tackled him the principal tackled him and i think he got shot uh yeah and they all voted him and he got applause
Oh, we have video.
He's a bit of a tearjerker, though, because they show a video of him tackling the guy, and I think he takes a bullet.
But he lives, and then he goes to prom, and they conspire to vote him prom king.
They back up.
You don't have to go all the way back to the queen.
Some cheerleader, I'm sure.
Oh, big applause.
Where is he?
They don't even know where he is.
Oh, here he comes.
Getting some low fives.
He laid on the guy.
He tackled him and got on top of him.
Oh, here's the video.
Don't mind me.
The shooter coming in.
Is that him?
Okay, someone's sitting on the bench.