R Rated Jokes & The Shuffler Ghost
episode
Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
59 min
3 speakers
7 chapters
transcribed 4 months ago
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What R-rated jokes do the hosts share during their flight?
You did see NC, is that what they say, NC 17?
NC 17, yeah.
But weren't most of these jokes in Busboys? I'm just saying.
No, these are too rough for Busboys. Honestly, it's too rough for Busboys.
You get cute, it's not going to end, it won't end well for you. How'd that work out for them? How'd that work out for them?
They got cute. I haven't heard get cute for so long. I'm getting tingly in my underpants.
I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
Garth is the horniest.
We got to get you in the gym.
Fasten your seatbelt.
Are we starting?
It's Heather's birthday. That's what we're starting with.
I know.
Heather, are you excited? No, she got sick on that Galdang last run of gigs. She doesn't always come out, but she came out to Nashville. and saw Busboys with me and Theo and then she flew back and there was a guy hacking and snorting and coughing right behind her and she saw it coming. He what? Oh, he's next to you. Just kept blowing his nose, digging in that filthy seat back, stuffing it back in.
Knuckle, knuckle deep.
knuckle deep in that seat back filthiest place in the world soaking his wet hanky with more germs and freezing air on heather can we turn this down sorry the pilot said we're gonna we're gonna it'll get under control right now we have the toilets don't work we have no air conditioning but uh sit back and relax and then the person over here has their only person with their window open and pitch black so it's like giving you lasik on the side oh she sent a picture and somebody You can't really cover up for the germs like this.
Yeah. I bug someone once because we were flying out of Hawaii and I thought it was going to be really mellow, but then, uh, fortunately two storms have converged on our path. So it was just rock and roll. Like you're at a six flags, you know? So everyone's all locked in like that. you know and so i kept once in a while i would peek just so i could see cloud formations and know what where the turbulence wasn't when it might end so i was going up and down for six hours this woman said yeah you sure opened your window a lot this is after the fact yeah yeah so you kept opening and then you closed it then you opened it again and i think I said, I'm so sorry. I wish you told me. I wouldn't have done it. I just, I really like to go, wee, look, lightning.
I told a woman, can you come over and look? And she goes, hi, is there any way? And she's just staring with her window open. And I see this, the waitress go, hi, can you, we have a customer. And she goes like this. Says no. I go, are you even allowed to say no? You have to do every other bullshit thing. Even have a shoulder strap now. And you go, if we're going out, I'm not. I have to torque my neck to get this shoulder. Yank it. I go, what is that helping? We got to get you in the gym.
Fasten your seatbelt.
Even my seatbelt, I'm like, ah, I ratchet it down.
It's like you're an arm wrestling champ. You know my thing.
What's your thing? Oh, yeah, this one?
Yeah, I just, and they always love it. I'll go back a little bit.
It kills. Gets on the plane, does a seatbelt.
There's a seatbelt, lock it, but there's the tongue way out like that. So the seatbelt is really loose, and then I grab that. As soon as the flight attendant looks at me, I just go...
Yeah, wrapped around like a rodeo.
Go.
Yeah. Seven seconds. Eight seconds. All right. That's hilarious.
I'm in a punchy mood. I just looked at my calendar and saw that I'm flying across the country six times the next five weeks. And I thought to myself, why?
Why on God's green earth did I say that?
I mean, we're not complaining. We're just saying that, you know, if you're not doing this, you're doing that. So I'd rather be swimming and hiking in mountain lakes.
You know what Gurvitz told me about that? He goes... Hey, a couple of hops, a couple of quick eight-hour hops, and then I get 10%. Yeah, poor me. I got to go make some money. Meanwhile, I'm sitting in my office. I get 10%. All I have to do is walk back down to my car, drive to my mansion.
Stop the bombing. It's a short hop.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What R-rated jokes do the hosts share during their flight?
0:00–12:14
2
What is the significance of the Netflix Is a Joke appearance?
12:14–14:28
3
Who is the Shuffler Ghost and what is its story?
14:28–18:39
4
What happened during David's encounter with the Shuffler Ghost?
18:39–36:16
5
What news stories are discussed in this episode?
36:16–45:45
6
How does the Oklahoma principal become prom king?
45:45–54:39
7
What insights are shared about the future of AI in Hollywood?
54:39–59:15