Adam Sandler’s 60th + Flight Strategies

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What happened in the 49ers vs. Rams game and how did jet lag affect the discussion?

David Spade 0:00
No one's allowed to say anything bad against the NFL if you're in it. Even the sports ca ESPN, you're like, please say it sucks to go over there. And like, I think it's a really good idea to go to Bulgaria.
Dana Carvey 0:10
You're not gonna send football teams to Zant who I'm not here, I'm not here. It wasn't my stuff.
David Spade 0:20
I have probably three different stuntmen. Why? We don't know. Well because
Unknown 0:24
you don't move the way you used to.
David Spade 0:26
I have one for eating. Urg I'm so creaky. You used to do the movie, you should do it, you should do it. Hip bombs. Mark, tell me do it. Hey, at the end of the day, nobody put a gun to your head. Dana, who is it? We're hot off the presses. D spade esquire here with my hair freshly scraped out of the shower.
Dana Carvey 0:45
Well you heard it's got better since you headed Do you like it
David Spade 0:49
today? 'Cause I just washed it.
Dana Carvey 0:51
Um, I don't know. I have very it depends on the day. Like if you talk to me in two hours, I might love it.
David Spade 0:58
Yeah.
Dana Carvey 0:58
By lunchtime I might go,
David Spade 1:00
huh. I'm in my dingy room. Uh with my aspen shirt on. Don't be jealous. It's fine.
Dana Carvey 1:06
Don't be jealous of my
David Spade 1:08
No, it's fine. Oh, final. You got a lot of
Dana Carvey 1:11
stuff.
David Spade 1:12
Uh quickly in sports. Yes. I have I have the Rams defense in one of my fantasy leagues don't ever turn off.
Dana Carvey 1:21
My forty niners are are forced to be reckoned with. I'll just say it.
David Spade 1:25
Oh that's right, you're a forty niners guy. How gross. Oh my god. But they did good. And did you know the strategy of playing first of all, the overall Thing of the NFL. Everybody wants to be worldwide. You know what I mean?
Dana Carvey 1:39
Like 'cause the World Cup, so they want to make football and the commissioner I think said that an American NFL teams will live overseas. Like there'll be the Barcelona Yeah, that's great.
David Spade 1:51
I'm out
Dana Carvey 1:51
Busters. Yeah.
David Spade 1:54
The I could do some rude jokes. I'm skipping 'em. Uh
Dana Carvey 1:57
save 'em for Vegas.
David Spade 2:02
Uh we'll get to Nikki in Vegas, Caesars Palace gig that we I just got back from. Okay, so the Rams play the forty nineers season opener. I think. It was on Netflix. They
Dana Carvey 2:14
did in Australia, in Melbourne, in a sh in a hundred thousand seat sellout stadium.
David Spade 2:19
I know, you act like you didn't know anything about this. Okay, so they didn't
Dana Carvey 2:22
you're talking about travel airplanes. Well
David Spade 2:24
okay, the big the big thing they're coming under fire for, which they wouldn't if they won, was the forty niners went eight days ahead to get acclimated and the Rams went the night before. Okay. And so they just said, let's just we're tough. We're football players. Just land, go, fight it out, sleep on the way home.
Dana Carvey 2:45
Well what were they doing? What were they doing the previous seven days? Just training in LA?
David Spade 2:51
They're playing grab ass and gold bricken. Did they uh
Dana Carvey 2:54
understand? Jet leg. Do they understand they don't time zones? And I'm doing this because I don't think they do understand.
David Spade 3:03
I don't think they get it.
Dana Carvey 3:05
Uh I don't think you get it.
David Spade 3:08
Do your s do you have lay flat seats?
Dana Carvey 3:15
Well, my forty niners have Debo Samuels back, so probably no one's gonna beat them. But yeah, that's really, really dumb. The team was exhausted. That's ridiculous.
David Spade 3:26
Yeah, I mean I think it hits you. I've been to Australia and it's like you go on And then you Try to sleep, then you wake up and you watch a movie, uh, then you go back to sleep, then you watch two more movies, then you watch a series. eighteen episodes. Right. Then you sleep.
Dana Carvey 3:43
Then you do your calisthenics and then I
David Spade 3:46
get out and do uh toe touches in the aisle. Yeah. And
Dana Carvey 3:49
then
David Spade 3:50
I'm always stretching on a plane too and everyone thinks I'm fucking bananas.
Dana Carvey 3:53
No, you gotta get up 'cause if you just sit that long, then you get blood clots. I don't know. I get in the aisles and
David Spade 3:59
I go, Get up, get up, get busy.
Dana Carvey 4:02
Yeah, you get up, hey, I'm David Spade. I just played Vegas. You
David Spade 4:06
know who I saw my first Australia flight when I went there for the June? What did you say? I think I told you, didn't I? I think so. The crock hunter?
Dana Carvey 4:16
The crocodile
David Spade 4:16
hunter. Yeah. Oh. Before he died.
Dana Carvey 4:20
Yes, there's other people following in the footsteps. The lizard grabber is a guy that grabs lizards. Not as dangerous, but the lizard grabber is huge in Australia.
David Spade 4:36
Snake grappler. That's a guy that whacks off. I said the lizard grappler.

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