Adam Sandler’s 60th + Flight Strategies
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
50 min
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8 chapters
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What happened in the 49ers vs. Rams game and how did jet lag affect the discussion?
No one's allowed to say anything bad against the NFL if you're in it. Even the sports ca ESPN, you're like, please say it sucks to go over there. And like, I think it's a really good idea to go to Bulgaria.
You're not gonna send football teams to Zant who I'm not here, I'm not here. It wasn't my stuff.
I have probably three different stuntmen. Why? We don't know. Well because
you don't move the way you used to.
I have one for eating. Urg I'm so creaky. You used to do the movie, you should do it, you should do it. Hip bombs. Mark, tell me do it. Hey, at the end of the day, nobody put a gun to your head. Dana, who is it? We're hot off the presses. D spade esquire here with my hair freshly scraped out of the shower.
Well you heard it's got better since you headed Do you like it
today? 'Cause I just washed it.
Um, I don't know. I have very it depends on the day. Like if you talk to me in two hours, I might love it.
Yeah.
By lunchtime I might go,
huh. I'm in my dingy room. Uh with my aspen shirt on. Don't be jealous. It's fine.
Don't be jealous of my
No, it's fine. Oh, final. You got a lot of
stuff.
Uh quickly in sports. Yes. I have I have the Rams defense in one of my fantasy leagues don't ever turn off.
My forty niners are are forced to be reckoned with. I'll just say it.
Oh that's right, you're a forty niners guy. How gross. Oh my god. But they did good. And did you know the strategy of playing first of all, the overall Thing of the NFL. Everybody wants to be worldwide. You know what I mean?
Like 'cause the World Cup, so they want to make football and the commissioner I think said that an American NFL teams will live overseas. Like there'll be the Barcelona Yeah, that's great.
I'm out
Busters. Yeah.
The I could do some rude jokes. I'm skipping 'em. Uh
save 'em for Vegas.
Uh we'll get to Nikki in Vegas, Caesars Palace gig that we I just got back from. Okay, so the Rams play the forty nineers season opener. I think. It was on Netflix. They
did in Australia, in Melbourne, in a sh in a hundred thousand seat sellout stadium.
I know, you act like you didn't know anything about this. Okay, so they didn't
you're talking about travel airplanes. Well
okay, the big the big thing they're coming under fire for, which they wouldn't if they won, was the forty niners went eight days ahead to get acclimated and the Rams went the night before. Okay. And so they just said, let's just we're tough. We're football players. Just land, go, fight it out, sleep on the way home.
Well what were they doing? What were they doing the previous seven days? Just training in LA?
They're playing grab ass and gold bricken. Did they uh
understand? Jet leg. Do they understand they don't time zones? And I'm doing this because I don't think they do understand.
I don't think they get it.
Uh I don't think you get it.
Do your s do you have lay flat seats?
Well, my forty niners have Debo Samuels back, so probably no one's gonna beat them. But yeah, that's really, really dumb. The team was exhausted. That's ridiculous.
Yeah, I mean I think it hits you. I've been to Australia and it's like you go on And then you Try to sleep, then you wake up and you watch a movie, uh, then you go back to sleep, then you watch two more movies, then you watch a series. eighteen episodes. Right. Then you sleep.
Then you do your calisthenics and then I
get out and do uh toe touches in the aisle. Yeah. And
then
I'm always stretching on a plane too and everyone thinks I'm fucking bananas.
No, you gotta get up 'cause if you just sit that long, then you get blood clots. I don't know. I get in the aisles and
I go, Get up, get up, get busy.
Yeah, you get up, hey, I'm David Spade. I just played Vegas. You
know who I saw my first Australia flight when I went there for the June? What did you say? I think I told you, didn't I? I think so. The crock hunter?
The crocodile
hunter. Yeah. Oh. Before he died.
Yes, there's other people following in the footsteps. The lizard grabber is a guy that grabs lizards. Not as dangerous, but the lizard grabber is huge in Australia.
Snake grappler. That's a guy that whacks off. I said the lizard grappler.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened in the 49ers vs. Rams game and how did jet lag affect the discussion?
0:00–5:56
2
How did the hosts celebrate Adam Sandler’s birthday and why did everyone dress like him?
5:56–12:17
3
What is Chris Rock’s new movie “Misty Green” about and why is it generating buzz?
12:17–18:07
4
Why do the hosts keep mentioning stunt work and how many stuntmen were involved?
18:07–24:43
5
What flight‑strategy tips do Dana and David share for dealing with jet lag on long trips?
24:43–30:54
6
How do squatters and “unruly passengers” factor into the hosts’ stories about travel?
30:54–36:35
7
What is the “Buzzing Around” segment and what AI‑related topics do they cover?
36:35–43:09
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and what calls to action do they give listeners?
43:09–50:04