Robby Hoffman Could Make David Hot
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
56 min
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8 chapters
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How does Robby Hoffman describe his rise from poverty to making money in comedy?
He he dresses abysmally and here's the thing we all know he's in a forty million dollar house. We've all seen the aerial and he's like trying to do the poor thing. It's like, bro, the chicken is up. I wanna take you shopping. Even the hat shape on you. I want you I know this one. I can make you
this one's not the
I could make you such a cutie with a few changes. I am a victim of the patriarchy, but I don't mind when women overshare. When men overshare? I feel like calling the police. That's kind of like when people who don't do stand up or don't do what they do, they go, How do you do that? Aren't you so scared every day? Like and I go, For me, having a one on one with you is a worse time than me being on stage and feeling home.
Robbie Hoffin
Robbie Hollywood.
Yeah.
Yeah, we've had some pistols. We've had some pistols on this show. She's she really pistol whipped me about my shit. Coming in hot and she was on and funny and really uh interesting. So this is a good one. Yeah. She came to play and she seemed to have go could have gone on for another hour and she did ha have some issues with David's shoes.
Shoe gun. Yeah, she's a little bit lonely if you ask me, but that's fine. Full head of steam, full of with Mullaney, who we love, John Mullaney. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. And uh And then just good stand up, interesting bits and uh a lot of fun. I've s I watch when I'm at the comedy store. That's why I found out about her. And uh here she is. She'll blab it for you. Here's Robbie Hoffman.
Are you in Maine?
No, I'm in LA. I know. Is this not a room? This is like my son room office slash gym. My friend Dan Donnehu is supposed to put weights on that, but I'm gonna be doing lats and once I start my fucking lats, it's over for you fellas.
Yeah, fuck off.
I'm gonna be doing
these.
Can I work in? If I had a gauntlet, I'd throw it down, man, because I love this stuff. You get like lats. That's a good one.
I know. I know. I wanna stretch. That's why we're doing the lats. But it hasn't worked because this this needs weights. I didn't know that the machine doesn't come with it.
Oh, so you got a weight machine but no weights. Hey, that's like a light socket with no light bulb.
Is
well you're dressed kinda like Rocky.
Oh good.
You look like you're gonna go through uh like a a a steams, you know, running in a steam shower or something. It's like a
scam where they go, You got the weights set and you go, Oh, did you want the weights too? We can order those. And you go, It's
crazy.
Wouldn't it come with it?
It's
fine. It's it's so annoy when I was when I was uh newly uh a a lesbian, I was dating somebody much gayer than me at the time. I was still pretty And she liked skateboarding. So for her birthday, I must have been seventeen years old. I wanted to get her a skateboard.
Mm-hmm.
And I went to buy her a skateboard and it's like I was like, I'll take a skateboard. And it was like every piece was sold separately. Like I remember they're like, Here's the board. I'm like, I want one with wheels. Like I want it to just go already, you know?
Right. Yeah, absolutely.
Like I want her to like be excited, like, Oh my God, like, you know what I mean? And the wheels was eighty. And then the the attachment for the wheels to the board was eighty. It ended up being
like
a freaking two hundred dollar thing. And I thought the whole thing was like eighty. Like like it was just it just blew my budget out the fucking water.
If you like right skateboarding, and you know what, Dana? He's a skateboarder. Yeah, this story it sounds like bullshit, but it checks out.
Yeah, I ended up getting her a really nice long board and it was like two hundred dollars.
It's really build a bear, you go blank board, pay for trucks, add wheels, add guardrails, add tail blocker.
It it is such a racket. And the guys at the store
racket.
It it really is because it's like the guys at the store like I'm trusting, I'm like, just tell me what's good. Like put one together. That you would like I don't I don't have time to learn this, that, and the other. You skate. What is a good just put it together and sell like that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How does Robby Hoffman describe his rise from poverty to making money in comedy?
0:00–7:40
2
What jokes and stories does Robby share about David Spade’s “shoe game”?
7:40–15:38
3
Why does Robby call himself the “opposite Ellen” and what does that mean for his comedy style?
15:38–22:42
4
How did Robby’s Netflix special “Wake Up” come together and what were the biggest challenges?
22:42–30:23
5
What does Robby think about John Mulaney’s touring schedule and his own approach to touring?
30:23–37:07
6
How does Robby view the impact of AI and digital warfare on the entertainment industry?
37:07–44:11
7
What advice does Robby give about managing finances, investments, and building a sustainable comedy career?
44:11–50:31
8
What are Robby’s thoughts on cancel culture, gender dynamics in comedy, and the future of stand‑up?
50:31–56:27