Robby Hoffman Could Make David Hot

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 56 min 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 days ago
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How does Robby Hoffman describe his rise from poverty to making money in comedy?

Robby Hoffman 0:00
He he dresses abysmally and here's the thing we all know he's in a forty million dollar house. We've all seen the aerial and he's like trying to do the poor thing. It's like, bro, the chicken is up. I wanna take you shopping. Even the hat shape on you. I want you I know this one. I can make you
David Spade 0:17
this one's not the
Robby Hoffman 0:18
I could make you such a cutie with a few changes. I am a victim of the patriarchy, but I don't mind when women overshare. When men overshare? I feel like calling the police. That's kind of like when people who don't do stand up or don't do what they do, they go, How do you do that? Aren't you so scared every day? Like and I go, For me, having a one on one with you is a worse time than me being on stage and feeling home.
David Spade 0:43
Robbie Hoffin
Dana Carvey 0:45
Robbie Hollywood.
David Spade 0:47
Yeah.
Dana Carvey 0:48
Yeah, we've had some pistols. We've had some pistols on this show. She's she really pistol whipped me about my shit. Coming in hot and she was on and funny and really uh interesting. So this is a good one. Yeah. She came to play and she seemed to have go could have gone on for another hour and she did ha have some issues with David's shoes.
David Spade 1:16
Shoe gun. Yeah, she's a little bit lonely if you ask me, but that's fine. Full head of steam, full of with Mullaney, who we love, John Mullaney. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. And uh And then just good stand up, interesting bits and uh a lot of fun. I've s I watch when I'm at the comedy store. That's why I found out about her. And uh here she is. She'll blab it for you. Here's Robbie Hoffman.
Dana Carvey 1:47
Are you in Maine?
Robby Hoffman 1:49
No, I'm in LA. I know. Is this not a room? This is like my son room office slash gym. My friend Dan Donnehu is supposed to put weights on that, but I'm gonna be doing lats and once I start my fucking lats, it's over for you fellas.
David Spade 2:04
Yeah, fuck off.
Dana Carvey 2:06
I'm gonna be doing
Robby Hoffman 2:06
these.
Dana Carvey 2:07
Can I work in? If I had a gauntlet, I'd throw it down, man, because I love this stuff. You get like lats. That's a good one.
Robby Hoffman 2:15
I know. I know. I wanna stretch. That's why we're doing the lats. But it hasn't worked because this this needs weights. I didn't know that the machine doesn't come with it.
Dana Carvey 2:25
Oh, so you got a weight machine but no weights. Hey, that's like a light socket with no light bulb.
Unknown 2:32
Is
Dana Carvey 2:33
well you're dressed kinda like Rocky.
Unknown 2:36
Oh good.
Dana Carvey 2:37
You look like you're gonna go through uh like a a a steams, you know, running in a steam shower or something. It's like a
David Spade 2:45
scam where they go, You got the weights set and you go, Oh, did you want the weights too? We can order those. And you go, It's
Unknown 2:51
crazy.
David Spade 2:51
Wouldn't it come with it?
Unknown 2:52
It's
Robby Hoffman 2:52
fine. It's it's so annoy when I was when I was uh newly uh a a lesbian, I was dating somebody much gayer than me at the time. I was still pretty And she liked skateboarding. So for her birthday, I must have been seventeen years old. I wanted to get her a skateboard.
Georgie Crawford 3:14
Mm-hmm.
Robby Hoffman 3:15
And I went to buy her a skateboard and it's like I was like, I'll take a skateboard. And it was like every piece was sold separately. Like I remember they're like, Here's the board. I'm like, I want one with wheels. Like I want it to just go already, you know?
Dana Carvey 3:30
Right. Yeah, absolutely.
Robby Hoffman 3:32
Like I want her to like be excited, like, Oh my God, like, you know what I mean? And the wheels was eighty. And then the the attachment for the wheels to the board was eighty. It ended up being
Georgie Crawford 3:42
like
Robby Hoffman 3:43
a freaking two hundred dollar thing. And I thought the whole thing was like eighty. Like like it was just it just blew my budget out the fucking water.
David Spade 3:54
If you like right skateboarding, and you know what, Dana? He's a skateboarder. Yeah, this story it sounds like bullshit, but it checks out.
Robby Hoffman 4:04
Yeah, I ended up getting her a really nice long board and it was like two hundred dollars.
David Spade 4:09
It's really build a bear, you go blank board, pay for trucks, add wheels, add guardrails, add tail blocker.
Robby Hoffman 4:20
It it is such a racket. And the guys at the store
David Spade 4:24
racket.
Robby Hoffman 4:25
It it really is because it's like the guys at the store like I'm trusting, I'm like, just tell me what's good. Like put one together. That you would like I don't I don't have time to learn this, that, and the other. You skate. What is a good just put it together and sell like that.

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