Dana Carvey
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Pert plus is conditioner and shampoo and body wash and deodorant.
No, nobody wants just Pert.
Actually, Seinfeld used to say, I took some extra strength Anacin or whatever, Bufferin or whatever his old line was.
Extra strength Advil.
What happened to just strength?
Who's ever going to just take strength after extra strength?
I like to take just strength.
I can't believe this, people.
By the way, NyQuil's gone fucking bazooties.
They have, and I have Z-Quil.
Now I have clear Z-Quil with no sugar.
It's not blue, it's clear, which is actually good.
And then they have regular NyQuil.
Then they have Daytime, Dayquil.
Then they have NyQuil for pain.
And now they have severe pain, NyQuil, and severe flu.
Wow.
God dang.
They fill out an Amazon warehouse just for NyQuil.
It's about the same strength because NyQuil, if you have that little cup and you wake up and it's on your bed on the side, I'm like, you're out.