Dana Carvey

Uh, I try to eat ahead of time and then I've never, I didn't, I've never seen my writer. They come at me sometimes really nervous and say, Mr. Carver, Mr. Carver, I'm so sorry. We only have three towels. I said, it's in your writer that you need three towels and it's in all caps. Yeah. And sometimes I play with them. Can you find a fourth?

Uh, I try to eat ahead of time and then I've never, I didn't, I've never seen my writer. They come at me sometimes really nervous and say, Mr. Carver, Mr. Carver, I'm so sorry. We only have three towels. I said, it's in your writer that you need three towels and it's in all caps. Yeah. And sometimes I play with them. Can you find a fourth?

Well, they're all incredibly sweet people, by the way, when you meet there. And they really want to do a good job. But it's like, we're about to go on. Would you like your Coca-Cola on the stool or on the floor next to the stool? You know?

Well, they're all incredibly sweet people, by the way, when you meet there. And they really want to do a good job. But it's like, we're about to go on. Would you like your Coca-Cola on the stool or on the floor next to the stool? You know?

Well, they're all incredibly sweet people, by the way, when you meet there. And they really want to do a good job. But it's like, we're about to go on. Would you like your Coca-Cola on the stool or on the floor next to the stool? You know?

And if there's a speech before you, it's like, okay. We're going to move the podium. The podium is going to move out. We're going to move your guitar down center.

And if there's a speech before you, it's like, okay. We're going to move the podium. The podium is going to move out. We're going to move your guitar down center.

And if there's a speech before you, it's like, okay. We're going to move the podium. The podium is going to move out. We're going to move your guitar down center.

And I'm like, hey man, I've really had that. Would you like to go out with the mic holding or go? I've had one, a place that was so freaking big. The stage was so huge. We were talking 10,000. They introduced me, smattering. By the time I get to the mic, it's dead silence. What's up? Why are you here? MGM Grand. These are fun, though. It's fun. Tickets are going fast. They always say that.

And I'm like, hey man, I've really had that. Would you like to go out with the mic holding or go? I've had one, a place that was so freaking big. The stage was so huge. We were talking 10,000. They introduced me, smattering. By the time I get to the mic, it's dead silence. What's up? Why are you here? MGM Grand. These are fun, though. It's fun. Tickets are going fast. They always say that.

And I'm like, hey man, I've really had that. Would you like to go out with the mic holding or go? I've had one, a place that was so freaking big. The stage was so huge. We were talking 10,000. They introduced me, smattering. By the time I get to the mic, it's dead silence. What's up? Why are you here? MGM Grand. These are fun, though. It's fun. Tickets are going fast. They always say that.

Oh, we'll definitely do stand up and then we'll come out together and do Q&A.

Oh, we'll definitely do stand up and then we'll come out together and do Q&A.

Oh, we'll definitely do stand up and then we'll come out together and do Q&A.

Did his lawyer take a shower, get all fluffed and folded, and then call someone to quit? Or did he quit and then take a shower just to get the- Why, did he do a press release?

Did his lawyer take a shower, get all fluffed and folded, and then call someone to quit? Or did he quit and then take a shower just to get the- Why, did he do a press release?

Did his lawyer take a shower, get all fluffed and folded, and then call someone to quit? Or did he quit and then take a shower just to get the- Why, did he do a press release?

There was Hitler. It's supposedly Hitler's great-grandson he represented. Till the Hun was a great-great-great-great-grandfather he represented. Some rascals. He represented Epstein, P. Diddy, the Unabomber. Ted Bundy he represented. This guy's a beaut.

There was Hitler. It's supposedly Hitler's great-grandson he represented. Till the Hun was a great-great-great-great-grandfather he represented. Some rascals. He represented Epstein, P. Diddy, the Unabomber. Ted Bundy he represented. This guy's a beaut.

There was Hitler. It's supposedly Hitler's great-grandson he represented. Till the Hun was a great-great-great-great-grandfather he represented. Some rascals. He represented Epstein, P. Diddy, the Unabomber. Ted Bundy he represented. This guy's a beaut.