Dana Carvey

You don't feel the kind of metrics of turn toward that person. Here's my card for this line. So the show's impossible and it's emotionally violent and it's ridiculous, but that's why it's so fucking compelling. As an outsider, if the show's bombing and I'm watching a show truly not do well, I'm just as entertained. It's more fun. They must be freaking out. This is real. There's no laugh track.

This sketch did not work, and we get to experience that. No place like it.

This sketch did not work, and we get to experience that. No place like it.

This sketch did not work, and we get to experience that. No place like it.

Not even close. Just because you get less views? No, not the same. Also, you're supposed to be mediocre online. There's nothing like SNL, and I've done it all, sweetheart. There's nothing like it, you know?

Not even close. Just because you get less views? No, not the same. Also, you're supposed to be mediocre online. There's nothing like SNL, and I've done it all, sweetheart. There's nothing like it, you know?

Not even close. Just because you get less views? No, not the same. Also, you're supposed to be mediocre online. There's nothing like SNL, and I've done it all, sweetheart. There's nothing like it, you know?

Well, I was with the church lady that came in late and I was not, I had not done that character in a while with guests and she's a traffic cop. You're bringing guests in and out and then they're switching your single shot back and forth.

Well, I was with the church lady that came in late and I was not, I had not done that character in a while with guests and she's a traffic cop. You're bringing guests in and out and then they're switching your single shot back and forth.

Well, I was with the church lady that came in late and I was not, I had not done that character in a while with guests and she's a traffic cop. You're bringing guests in and out and then they're switching your single shot back and forth.

That's why Lauren had said between dressing there, you're on the cards. You look like you're on the cards. I go, well, because I am on the cards.

That's why Lauren had said between dressing there, you're on the cards. You look like you're on the cards. I go, well, because I am on the cards.

That's why Lauren had said between dressing there, you're on the cards. You look like you're on the cards. I go, well, because I am on the cards.

Rehearsals are the most fun. A journal is a great idea, but I would never have the presence of mind. I would think that will jinx it, journaling.

Rehearsals are the most fun. A journal is a great idea, but I would never have the presence of mind. I would think that will jinx it, journaling.

Rehearsals are the most fun. A journal is a great idea, but I would never have the presence of mind. I would think that will jinx it, journaling.

Just go up to Shane and go, gee golly, Mr. Gillis, I sure am a fan of what you do out there. You got so many funny voices, I can't even keep track of them. I'm Sherry Sherman.

Just go up to Shane and go, gee golly, Mr. Gillis, I sure am a fan of what you do out there. You got so many funny voices, I can't even keep track of them. I'm Sherry Sherman.

Just go up to Shane and go, gee golly, Mr. Gillis, I sure am a fan of what you do out there. You got so many funny voices, I can't even keep track of them. I'm Sherry Sherman.

There's your, you put this in next week. Put that in, just everything. Please, Mr. Sketch Man, write me a sketch. And then someone comes out dressed as a sketch. Yeah.