Dana Carvey

It's so true. They're so stupid. They have no idea. So excellent. Eliza, you are... I'm not reading this. Eliza, you from Dallas, but you remember when you were there, you're too young, but my favorite club was the Dallas Improv on Central and Walnut.

Addison is one like next to a freeway.

Addison is one like next to a freeway.

Addison is one like next to a freeway.

That's so funny. The Addison Improv, I used to call that. Okay. I played the Addison Improv, but there was a Dallas one and the manager used to take us to the Million Dollar Saloon. Dana, it wasn't a real regular like Old West Saloon.

That's so funny. The Addison Improv, I used to call that. Okay. I played the Addison Improv, but there was a Dallas one and the manager used to take us to the Million Dollar Saloon. Dana, it wasn't a real regular like Old West Saloon.

That's so funny. The Addison Improv, I used to call that. Okay. I played the Addison Improv, but there was a Dallas one and the manager used to take us to the Million Dollar Saloon. Dana, it wasn't a real regular like Old West Saloon.

No, Eliza. It's just they were only allowed to go. I'll tell you what. Paper the room.

No, Eliza. It's just they were only allowed to go. I'll tell you what. Paper the room.

No, Eliza. It's just they were only allowed to go. I'll tell you what. Paper the room.

Yeah, we had a good thing going. I remember, you won't know this because you're too young, but when I worked there at the Addison Improv, this cute waitress said she dated the drummer for NXS. Now, this is going way back. That's an old band. It's very cool. And we're like, you don't even, know who NXS is. There's not a chance because no one anywhere but LA sees anyone famous. Just never happens.

Yeah, we had a good thing going. I remember, you won't know this because you're too young, but when I worked there at the Addison Improv, this cute waitress said she dated the drummer for NXS. Now, this is going way back. That's an old band. It's very cool. And we're like, you don't even, know who NXS is. There's not a chance because no one anywhere but LA sees anyone famous. Just never happens.

Yeah, we had a good thing going. I remember, you won't know this because you're too young, but when I worked there at the Addison Improv, this cute waitress said she dated the drummer for NXS. Now, this is going way back. That's an old band. It's very cool. And we're like, you don't even, know who NXS is. There's not a chance because no one anywhere but LA sees anyone famous. Just never happens.

Right. God, lo and behold, that God dang drummer for NXS comes in the club when I'm there. I'm like, ba, ba, ba, ba, wah. And he said, this ties into you. You got, oh, the comedians, if you want, stay a day and on the night off, we'll all go to see Michael Jackson. What? And he took us to Michael Jackson.

Right. God, lo and behold, that God dang drummer for NXS comes in the club when I'm there. I'm like, ba, ba, ba, ba, wah. And he said, this ties into you. You got, oh, the comedians, if you want, stay a day and on the night off, we'll all go to see Michael Jackson. What? And he took us to Michael Jackson.

Right. God, lo and behold, that God dang drummer for NXS comes in the club when I'm there. I'm like, ba, ba, ba, ba, wah. And he said, this ties into you. You got, oh, the comedians, if you want, stay a day and on the night off, we'll all go to see Michael Jackson. What? And he took us to Michael Jackson.

Somewhere in Dallas at some big dome. I was like, oh my God, this is, it sounds like a lie. It might be a lie. Actually, I'm going to back off a little bit.

Somewhere in Dallas at some big dome. I was like, oh my God, this is, it sounds like a lie. It might be a lie. Actually, I'm going to back off a little bit.

Somewhere in Dallas at some big dome. I was like, oh my God, this is, it sounds like a lie. It might be a lie. Actually, I'm going to back off a little bit.

No, because you reacted too big. So I was like, wait, am I lying?